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1 He was light fingered!
- |Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 609 0
2 They where playing for the cup
- |Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 347 0
3 between a fly and a bird
- |What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 293 0
4 Why did the fly fly?
- |Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied 'er!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 317 0
5 What is a grasshopper?
- |What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 352 0
6 grasshopper with no legs
- |What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 386 0
7 Grasshopper than a cricket
- |Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crick...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 423 0
8 A grasshopper with hiccups!
- |What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 2467 0
9 Chimney Cricket!
- |What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 364 0
10 Where would you put an injured insect?
- |Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 277 0
11 stool taken!
- |What's an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 330 0
12 A rubbish bin!
- |What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 382 0
13 He just beetled off!
- |What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 397 0
14 A pool table?
- |What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 342 0
15 Stick insects!
- |What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 347 0
16 insects are so clever
- |How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your eating outside!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 383 0
17 Insect's favorite game
- |What is the insect's favorite game?Cricket!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 387 0
18 tough mosquito
- |How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he slaps you back!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 368 0
19 A mosque-ito!
- |What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 2305 0
20 A morese-quito!
- |What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1846 0
21 mosquito and a fly
- |What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a mosquito!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 353 0
22 The Masked-quito!
- |What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 423 0
23 A moose-quito!
- |What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 101641 1
24 Skin-diving!
- |What is a mosquito's favorite sport?Skin-diving!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 361 0
25 lawyer and a mosquito
- |What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when you die!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 409 0
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