| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Redneck Doctor
- How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He signs "his" name un...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
| 2 |
Soviet Physician
- What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally deficient....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
| 3 |
By the Lantern Light
- The crofter's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
206 |
0 |
| 4 |
Bouncing Baby
- A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse was congratulating her when the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
| 5 |
Gas Attack
- There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem with passing gas. Since she came ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
738 |
0 |
| 6 |
The Doctors
- Nowadays there's little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches "Doctor" to his name...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
| 7 |
Ethical Code for Patients
- A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort. Involv...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
| 8 |
Polish Medical Dictionary
- The Polish Medical Dictionary: Anti-Body - against everyone Artery - study of paintings Bandages - T...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
205 |
0 |
| 9 |
Hard Transplant
- A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower be...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
615 |
0 |
| 10 |
New Experience
- There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for a vasectomy was instead gi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
| 11 |
Sex Change
- This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors and has the thing done. A couple of ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
| 12 |
Lost Fingers
- A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when he accidentally shears off all th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
138 |
0 |
| 13 |
Brain Operation
- This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law that you have to be Polish in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
953 |
0 |
| 14 |
The infertile patient!
- After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple deci...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
| 15 |
Zactly
- Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked her to go out. Guys came ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
470 |
0 |
| 16 |
Minding his manners.
- A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
245 |
0 |
| 17 |
Paying the Dentist
- As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out his wallet.Seeing this the denti...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
246 |
0 |
| 18 |
Pulling Teeth
- A man & wife entered a dentist's office. The Wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1069 |
0 |
| 19 |
Raid
- You might be a redneck if... You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
434 |
0 |
| 20 |
Boat
- You might be a redneck if... Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
289 |
0 |
| 21 |
Stockmarket
- You might be a redneck if... You think the stock market has a fence around it....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
266 |
0 |
| 22 |
Encyclopedias for sale
- For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
258 |
0 |
| 23 |
Easy Specimens
- An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood, and semen samples. The old m...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
693 |
0 |
| 24 |
The Urinalysis
- One day, John's tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in and see a doctor. When he got t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
280 |
0 |
| 25 |
The Vet Delivers
- There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He wanted to go on a fishing tr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
300 |
0 |
