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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
- A guy comes
walking into
a bar with a turtle in his hand.
The turtle's one eye is black
an...Read the whole joke |
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- A man in a bar
sees a
friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he
comm...Read the whole joke |
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- Sign seen in a bar:
"Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."...Read the whole joke |
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389 |
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- A Texan walks
into a pub
in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He
says,
...Read the whole joke |
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- A cop is staking out a bar
for drunk
drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the ...Read the whole joke |
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365 |
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- A man walks into a bar on
the top floor of a
skyscraper. He sits down and orders a beer. After
...Read the whole joke |
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305 |
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- A drunk is refused a drink
in a bar, so he
undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober.
...Read the whole joke |
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- "I was married 3 times"
explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll
...Read the whole joke |
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- A man comes in to the room
and
says to his wife, "I'm going to the pub. Get your coat on."
T...Read the whole joke |
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433 |
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- A man walks
into a bar
and orders a shot then looks into his pocket. he does this
over and
o...Read the whole joke |
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426 |
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- A herd of buffalo can move
only as fast as the slowest
buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it ...Read the whole joke |
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421 |
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- A man drinking
at the
bar for three hours, yells at the bartender for another drink.
The
bar...Read the whole joke |
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410 |
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- The husband was not home at
his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later
...Read the whole joke |
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389 |
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- A guy walks into a bar and
orders a beer. He only brought enough money for one beer though.
...Read the whole joke |
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393 |
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- McPherson walked
into a
bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the
olives...Read the whole joke |
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421 |
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- A group of loud and rowdy
drunks were making a racket in the
street. It was the wee small hours ...Read the whole joke |
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409 |
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- A man walks into a bar with
a piece of
asphalt under his arm and asks the barman "Can I have a
...Read the whole joke |
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- Two ladies are in a bar and
the first lady says, "Why are men the same as parking lots".
S...Read the whole joke |
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- Remember, an alcoholic & a
drunk are not
the same thing at all.
The alcoholic has to attend
m...Read the whole joke |
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427 |
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- Contrary to what people say,
you can indeed drink to relax.
Of course sometimes, you get so
c...Read the whole joke |
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- Ever hear the
expression
"hard drinker" ? Never made much sense
to me, drinking's one of the
...Read the whole joke |
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294 |
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- A
Skeleton walks into a
bar, asks for a beer... and a mop....Read the whole joke |
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321 |
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- A snail goes into a bar and
orders a beer.
The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve
snails' a...Read the whole joke |
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306 |
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- A guy walks into a bar with
a dog under
his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the ...Read the whole joke |
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316 |
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- At the end of the night a
man leaves the bar.
Outside he sees a nun. He walks over to her and
...Read the whole joke |
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