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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Hair and bald jokes
- Why do bald-headed men never use
keys?
Because they've lost their locks....Read the whole joke |
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1064 |
0 |
| 2 |
0
- Why do barbers make good drivers?
Because they know all the short cuts....Read the whole joke |
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1085 |
0 |
| 3 |
0
- A man sitting in a barber's
chair
noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he comme...Read the whole joke |
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1052 |
0 |
| 4 |
Hair
and bald jokes
- A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an
empty
chair.
"Haircut, sir?" asked the barber...Read the whole joke |
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815 |
0 |
| 5 |
Hair and bald jokes
- How much for a haircut?
Barber:
Fifteen dollars.
How much for a shave?
Barber: Ten dollars. ...Read the whole joke |
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1310 |
3.75 |
| 6 |
0
- What's a barber's favourite kind of
holiday?
Cruising on a clipper....Read the whole joke |
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233 |
0 |
| 7 |
0
- Why does a barber never shave a man with
a
wooden leg?
Because he always uses a razor....Read the whole joke |
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276 |
0 |
| 8 |
0
- Barber: Your hair is getting grey,
Sir.
Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?...Read the whole joke |
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280 |
0 |
| 9 |
0
- Barber: And how
old are you, little
man?
Fred: Eight.
Barber: And do you want a haircut?
F...Read the whole joke |
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245 |
0 |
| 10 |
0
- My barber is a specialist in road map
shaves.
How come?
When he's finished, your face is ful...Read the whole joke |
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542 |
0 |
| 11 |
0
- Barber: Were
you wearing a red scarf
when you came in? Customer: No.
Barber: Oh dear! Then I m...Read the whole joke |
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250 |
0 |
| 12 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor my
hair keeps falling
out, can you give me anything to keep it in ?
Yes, here is...Read the whole joke |
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237 |
0 |
| 13 |
0
- Why did the bald man go outside ?
To
get some fresh hair !...Read the whole joke |
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920 |
0 |
| 14 |
0
- When can you dive in a swimming pool and
not
get your hair wet ?
When your bald !...Read the whole joke |
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751 |
0 |
| 15 |
0
- Janet came home from school and asked
her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair la...Read the whole joke |
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786 |
0 |
| 16 |
0
- Teacher: I see
you don't cut your
hair any longer.
Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter....Read the whole joke |
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611 |
0 |
| 17 |
0
- Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair
all down her back.
Harry: Pity it's not on her head!...Read the whole joke |
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234 |
0 |
| 18 |
0
- Is that your face or are you
wearing
your hair back to front today?...Read the whole joke |
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1171 |
0 |
| 19 |
0
- What do you get if you cross a
hairdresser with a werewolf?
A monster with an all-over perm....Read the whole joke |
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258 |
0 |
| 20 |
0
- Customer: Couldn't you see I was going
bald?
Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me....Read the whole joke |
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639 |
0 |
| 21 |
0
- Customer: Why did
you take off so
much hair?
Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it....Read the whole joke |
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312 |
0 |
| 22 |
0
- Customer: Why doesn't my
hairline
look good?
Barber: It's on the same old head....Read the whole joke |
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714 |
0 |
| 23 |
0
- Customer: Why is my hairline
receding?
Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing....Read the whole joke |
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655 |
0 |
| 24 |
0
- Karen: Have you noticed
that Daddy
is getting taller ?
Sharon: No, why ?
Karen: His head is st...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
0 |
| 25 |
0
- Who never gets his hair wet in the
shower? A bald man....Read the whole joke |
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624 |
0 |
