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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
You\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re mamma\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s so fat
- Your mamma's so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell "TAXI!"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
246 |
0 |
| 2 |
Beltway Holdups
- TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thoug...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
196 |
0 |
| 3 |
Royal Greetings?
- What's the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down on o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
| 4 |
How to Annoy People at Work
- How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inchpaper, 99...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
| 5 |
Foreplay?
- Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn't last long enough!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
| 6 |
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
- Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer's Lingo:"COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by payin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
| 7 |
Camping with Sherlock Holmes
- Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal, they lay down and went to ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
306 |
0 |
| 8 |
Always on Duty
- A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear: No car was to enter unless...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
282 |
0 |
| 9 |
1,000 lawyers...
- What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
75 |
0 |
| 10 |
FBI Want-Ads
- The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, "Wanted FBI agents." After sorting through all the applicants t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
| 11 |
Santa, we\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re worried about you.
- Dear Santa: We're worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth to your all-ni...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
495 |
0 |
| 12 |
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'t like your kid.
- Top 10 signs Santa doesn't like your kid:10. Kid's letter to North Pole comes back stamped, "Dream o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
244 |
0 |
| 13 |
Santa in Ethiopia
- Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He was there, with all...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
321 |
0 |
| 14 |
Christmas party
- A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many of my colleagues were ther...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
210 |
0 |
| 15 |
Dear God (Christmas)
- Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He stole, lied, beat-up his sist...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
| 16 |
Christmas and a day at the office?
- Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the su...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
| 17 |
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
- On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled his favorite pair of...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
| 18 |
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
- Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet wide9. Salesman's opening...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
| 19 |
The problem with Santa!
- 1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
| 20 |
Microsoft and Santa
- NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
201 |
0 |
| 21 |
Restructuring at the North Pole
- The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement p...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
| 22 |
Donald Duck
- Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms."Certainly, sir" said the lady b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
| 23 |
Off the cliff!
- The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree an...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
317 |
0 |
| 24 |
Paint the Porch
- Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes to the door. Hobo says, "Sir, I ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
315 |
0 |
| 25 |
What\\\\\\\'s invisible & smells like carrots?
- What's invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
