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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
- |1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient's suffering migh...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
311 |
0 |
| 2 |
Problems remembering
- |Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!Doctor: So, since when ...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
293 |
0 |
| 3 |
Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
211 |
0 |
| 4 |
I would like to havea second opinion
- |A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.Doctor: Your tonsils gotta...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
293 |
0 |
| 5 |
I think I need a pair of glasses
- |Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
265 |
0 |
| 6 |
Put me into a fighting mood
- |Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Di...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
640 |
0 |
| 7 |
Get me an ambulence now
- |A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!Operator:...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
295 |
0 |
| 8 |
Consultation fees
- |A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The but...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
291 |
0 |
| 9 |
Question and answer jokes
- |Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his nec...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
266 |
0 |
| 10 |
Actual stupid questions asked
- |The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records.Now d...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
2239 |
0 |
| 11 |
That's a real bargain
- |A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
559 |
0 |
| 12 |
Rules for hunting lawyers
- |1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking of atto...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
319 |
0 |
| 13 |
Excess billing hours
- |A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
257 |
0 |
| 14 |
Ounces of brain for sale
- |A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
267 |
0 |
| 15 |
What type of tracks?
- |Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, the f...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
243 |
0 |
| 16 |
Solving a dispute
- |Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, "Oh...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
549 |
0 |
| 17 |
Lawyers take everything
- |A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: "Oh, I see your attorney...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
252 |
0 |
| 18 |
Lawyers give irrelevant information
- |Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass g...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
272 |
0 |
| 19 |
The devil's offer
- |The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " th...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
217 |
0 |
| 20 |
The bronze statues
- |A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
259 |
0 |
| 21 |
What and who am I?
- |A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they co...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
200 |
0 |
| 22 |
There are no honest lawyers
- |A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stone...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
259 |
0 |
| 23 |
Here's your fee schedule
- |A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule."Alright," the lawyer says looking thr...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
208 |
0 |
| 24 |
Unreasonable bill
- |A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement incl...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
293 |
0 |
| 25 |
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
- |The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawy...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
259 |
0 |
