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Category |
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Cat jokes
- If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?
An
a-cat-emy award....Read the whole joke |
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- Q: Why couldn't the cat speak?
A: The dog
taped his mouth....Read the whole joke |
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0
- When you call a dog, they usually come to
you.
When you call a cat; they take a message....Read the whole joke |
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0
- "Doctor," said the
patient, "I need help! I
can't stop acting like a cat!"
"How long have you h...Read the whole joke |
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302 |
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Children jokes
- A little boy opened the big and old family
Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as...Read the whole joke |
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307 |
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0
- On the way to
preschool, the doctor had
left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her
little g...Read the whole joke |
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628 |
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| 7 |
0
- A mother was teaching her
3-year-old the
Lord's prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she
re...Read the whole joke |
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328 |
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| 8 |
0
- A precious little girl walks
into a pet
shop and asks in the sweetest
little lisp, "Excuthe me...Read the whole joke |
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292 |
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| 9 |
0
- On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten
teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The flor...Read the whole joke |
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398 |
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| 10 |
0
- A man is walking down the street one day when
he notices a very small boy trying to press a door...Read the whole joke |
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640 |
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0
- Little Johnny came home from school
with
a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having t...Read the whole joke |
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328 |
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0
- A little girl was playing in the garden when
she
spied two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are ...Read the whole joke |
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317 |
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0
- Tyler was
excited about his first day at
school. So excited in fact, that only a few
minutes a...Read the whole joke |
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344 |
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0
- Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond
of fish. She was also
rather deaf, which was great...Read the whole joke |
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309 |
0 |
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0
- Why was the lightning bug unhappy?
Because
her children were not very bright....Read the whole joke |
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334 |
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0
- Why was the mother flea
feeling down in
the dumps?
Because she thought her children were all g...Read the whole joke |
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320 |
0 |
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0
- "What
were you before you came to school,
boys and girls?" asked the teacher,
hoping that some...Read the whole joke |
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647 |
0 |
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0
- Boy: Grandma, do you know how to
croak.
Grandma: No, I don't think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy s...Read the whole joke |
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342 |
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0
- Mother: Did you get a good place in the
geography test?
Fred: Yes, Mum, I sat next to the cleve...Read the whole joke |
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280 |
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0
- Fred: Where does the new kid come from?
Harry: Alaska.
Fred: Don't bother - I'll ask her mysel...Read the whole joke |
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366 |
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0
- A naughty child was
irritating all the
passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last...Read the whole joke |
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648 |
0 |
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0
- I had a funny dream last night, Mom.
Did
you?
I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I foun...Read the whole joke |
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235 |
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| 23 |
0
- Young
Vestal was walking in his Florida
backyard when an alligator bit him.
"Mama!" yelled t...Read the whole joke |
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301 |
0 |
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0
- An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to
her parents that
Billy Brown had kissed her after cl...Read the whole joke |
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217 |
0 |
| 25 |
0
- A little kid is sitting on a park bench
eating
abag of chocolates an old man walking by stops to...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
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