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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Never talk to the parrot
- |Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
288 |
0 |
| 2 |
I'll use my seeing eye dog
- |A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the midd...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
404 |
0 |
| 3 |
You could feed them a lot faster
- |There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a fa...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
349 |
0 |
| 4 |
There was just a dog fight
- |A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?""Yeah, I do...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
324 |
0 |
| 5 |
He is a very smart dog
- |I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
292 |
0 |
| 6 |
A game of animal football
- |The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the huma...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
3000 |
0 |
| 7 |
A cat's dictionary
- |Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
3002 |
0 |
| 8 |
Two fools are about to go flying
- |Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
302 |
0 |
| 9 |
The amazing flying dog
- |A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small p...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
390 |
0 |
| 10 |
The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
609 |
0 |
| 11 |
The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
409 |
0 |
| 12 |
The preacher buys a parrot
- |A preacher is buying a parrot."Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
371 |
0 |
| 13 |
A burglar is in big trouble
- |A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for st...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2866 |
0 |
| 14 |
An amazing talking dog
- |A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog c...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2737 |
0 |
| 15 |
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
695 |
0 |
| 16 |
Instrument flying guide for animal lovers
- |Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method which you may prefer. For ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
331 |
0 |
| 17 |
Two roaches having a discussion
- |Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaura...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
343 |
0 |
| 18 |
This is one smart dog
- |A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws co...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
345 |
0 |
| 19 |
A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
3047 |
0 |
| 20 |
I think that I'm a chicken
- |Psychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this be...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
344 |
0 |
| 21 |
This dog is acting bad
- |While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man's...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
628 |
0 |
| 22 |
Cat technical support problems
- |This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular cus...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
645 |
0 |
| 23 |
Investigating a terrible accident
- |There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey whic...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
370 |
0 |
| 24 |
Animals Q & A
- |Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2365 |
0 |
| 25 |
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
- |9. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy." 8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard. 7. You f...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
666 |
0 |
