| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher...
- When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their first name. When...Read the whole joke |
Children |
302 |
0 |
| 2 |
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with...
- Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on, standing in front of him, he...Read the whole joke |
Children |
346 |
0 |
| 3 |
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she...
- Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. "Daddy, what are those two...Read the whole joke |
Children |
301 |
0 |
| 4 |
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim...
- A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim. Alarge wave came up and washed over...Read the whole joke |
Children |
641 |
0 |
| 5 |
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside...
- Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,"You won't believe what I saw on the patio yes...Read the whole joke |
Children |
345 |
0 |
| 6 |
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit...
- Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer. Being a city kid he's never seen o...Read the whole joke |
Children |
636 |
0 |
| 7 |
Little Johnny was late for school...
- Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,"Why are you late litt...Read the whole joke |
Children |
300 |
0 |
| 8 |
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could...
- A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'Jumpin...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2092 |
0 |
| 9 |
Like father like son
- Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls down on top of his penis. H...Read the whole joke |
Children |
332 |
0 |
| 10 |
How old am I?
- A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"His father says, "No...how...Read the whole joke |
Children |
298 |
0 |
| 11 |
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with...
- Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".Little Johnny: I is...Teacher: No, Little John...Read the whole joke |
Children |
327 |
0 |
| 12 |
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy...
- A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: "So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
318 |
0 |
| 13 |
A failed attempt
- Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face."Why do you do that,...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2399 |
1.75 |
| 14 |
A lost skill
- This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat a yard sale that Little ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2406 |
0 |
| 15 |
A little boy and his dad are standing in line...
- A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady. The little...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2219 |
0 |
| 16 |
Who discovered North America?
- Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it is!Teacher: Corr...Read the whole joke |
Children |
238 |
0 |
| 17 |
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
- Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny: I get up early....Read the whole joke |
Children |
276 |
0 |
| 18 |
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother...
- A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2061 |
0 |
| 19 |
A new method
- It's the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,"If anyone has to go to the...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2466 |
0 |
| 20 |
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic...
- A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said , "If you reached in...Read the whole joke |
Children |
276 |
0 |
| 21 |
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth...
- Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "The stork ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
228 |
0 |
| 22 |
Gone fishing
- Henry Abel's son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him what the pr...Read the whole joke |
Children |
284 |
0 |
| 23 |
Ear
- Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class. He had to spell the word and use it in a sentence. The...Read the whole joke |
Children |
316 |
0 |
| 24 |
Following the sign
- Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The o...Read the whole joke |
Children |
267 |
0 |
| 25 |
Quick and clear
- A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something- Ok, Quick and clear!- 100 bucks...Read the whole joke |
Children |
306 |
0 |
