| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet...
- A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to r...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2246 |
0 |
| 2 |
First Aid Course
- When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran over to help t...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
321 |
0 |
| 3 |
Is this her first?..
- A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's goinginto labor!"The nurse says, ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
250 |
0 |
| 4 |
Ten pounds of pride
- A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced a ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
646 |
0 |
| 5 |
The other day my house caught fire...
- The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, "Shouldn't be a problem. What kind of ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
277 |
0 |
| 6 |
The hit-and-run
- The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to help. "My mother-in-la...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
330 |
0 |
| 7 |
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on...
- A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As heapproached the great gate,...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
353 |
0 |
| 8 |
A strange jigsaw puzzle
- Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. "Paddy," says Murphy, "I've got a problem.""What's the matter?...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
698 |
0 |
| 9 |
Make my own bed
- Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed.Guest: I'll make my own bed.I...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
316 |
0 |
| 10 |
Two men were walking through the woods when...
- Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the clearing no more than 50...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
240 |
0 |
| 11 |
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they...
- An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made aliving. Then, one day, the son h...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
361 |
0 |
| 12 |
Cop coming upon a young couple making out...
- Cop coming upon a young couple making out....Cop: What the hell are you two doing?Boy: See honey, I ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
340 |
0 |
| 13 |
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss...
- A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He comes back about10 Minutes later, sits down ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
334 |
0 |
| 14 |
A college professor's going to bed with his wife...
- A college professor's going to bed with his wife. He's not that tired, so he's gonna stay awake and ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2432 |
0 |
| 15 |
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary...
- Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathi...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
337 |
0 |
| 16 |
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south...
- Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted to buy a pig. He stopp...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
319 |
0 |
| 17 |
A girl called the police department and reported that...
- A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The officer who answer...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
1973 |
0 |
| 18 |
Reading time
- A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on. The Cowboy ask...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
306 |
0 |
| 19 |
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep...
- Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around the...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
608 |
2.5 |
| 20 |
Jewish fly
- A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink....he notices thatat the other end of the bar is...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
289 |
0 |
| 21 |
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital...
- A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets out a loud yell and out po...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
231 |
0 |
| 22 |
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater...
- Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. "That man beside me is fumbling his crotch", one whispers ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
238 |
0 |
| 23 |
A Purple Heart
- A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to stay. He hears that room and b...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
719 |
0 |
| 24 |
A woman strode angrily into the large...
- A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
332 |
0 |
| 25 |
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample...
- This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At the front desk says to him:"Thank you f...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
255 |
0 |
