| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Beautiful -- in a sentence
- The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
270 |
0 |
| 2 |
A small boy is sent to bed by his father...
- A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can y...Read the whole joke |
Children |
544 |
0 |
| 3 |
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl...
- Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. "Mommy," she said, "I'd like you to answer one question....Read the whole joke |
Children |
313 |
0 |
| 4 |
Get married
- Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
625 |
0 |
| 5 |
Their true intention
- One morning a little girl ran inside and said "Daddy, Daddy my sister and the man you hired last wee...Read the whole joke |
Children |
251 |
0 |
| 6 |
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...
- A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...the grass was very thickand long, and it took the boy ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2410 |
2.5 |
| 7 |
Missed the word
- "Dad," said the boy, "we had a spelling contest in school today, and I missed on the very first word...Read the whole joke |
Children |
362 |
0 |
| 8 |
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom...
- The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, "Where do babies come from?" Not wanting to get ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
367 |
0 |
| 9 |
My dog ate my homework
- "Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her ha...Read the whole joke |
Children |
300 |
0 |
| 10 |
A fortunate coincidence
- John: "I'm glad you named me John."Mother: "Why?"John: "Because that's what all the kids at school c...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2463 |
0 |
| 11 |
Where is the French border?
- "Why do you look so glum today?", the teacher asked young Johnny. "I didn't have no breakfast," John...Read the whole joke |
Children |
258 |
0 |
| 12 |
A small boy was lost, so he went up...
- A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop said, "What's...Read the whole joke |
Children |
310 |
0 |
| 13 |
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and...
- The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little Johnny's fa...Read the whole joke |
Children |
309 |
0 |
| 14 |
One day a boy asks his dad...
- One day a boy asks his dad,"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" Dad thought for a min...Read the whole joke |
Children |
361 |
0 |
| 15 |
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails...
- To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it'll make her fat. ?I w...Read the whole joke |
Children |
276 |
0 |
| 16 |
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
- Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you see teeth marks....Read the whole joke |
Children |
295 |
0 |
| 17 |
A real bastard
- A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are streaming down his cheeks.An ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
332 |
0 |
| 18 |
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home...
- A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,"Please send me some food. All they serve here are meals."...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2160 |
0 |
| 19 |
Fair Punishment
- Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good, cause I didn't d...Read the whole joke |
Children |
378 |
0 |
| 20 |
Two children are in a doctor's waiting room...
- Two children are in a doctor's waiting room, and one of them is crying. "Why are you crying?" asked ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
285 |
0 |
| 21 |
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing...
- A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter "R," and all the other kids were, of ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
614 |
0 |
| 22 |
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal...
- A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat."Wha...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2155 |
0 |
| 23 |
Alphabet
- Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC's firstKid: Ok,a,b,c,d,e,f,g...Read the whole joke |
Children |
659 |
0 |
| 24 |
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters...
- A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, an...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2198 |
0 |
| 25 |
A novel grasp on marriage
- The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny. When she expre...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2438 |
0 |
