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Dirty jokes
- Why did God create women?
To carry semen
from the bedroom to the toilet....Read the whole joke |
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- If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the
bird of true love?
The swallow....Read the whole joke |
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575 |
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- How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
Phone her....Read the whole joke |
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331 |
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- What is the definition of 'making love'?
Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her....Read the whole joke |
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306 |
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- What should you do
if your girlfriend starts
smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant....Read the whole joke |
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626 |
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- Whats the difference between oral sex
and
anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes yo...Read the whole joke |
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599 |
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- Whats the difference between premenstrual
tension
and BSE?
One's mad cow disease, the other's ...Read the whole joke |
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277 |
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- Why do
hunters make the best lovers?
Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once an...Read the whole joke |
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288 |
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- How is a woman like a condom?
Both of them
spend more time in your wallet than on your dick....Read the whole joke |
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309 |
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- Why
does a bride smile when she walks up the
aisle?
She knows she's given her last blow job....Read the whole joke |
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231 |
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- Whats the difference
between a bitch and a
whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and ...Read the whole joke |
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285 |
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- Whats the difference between your wife and your
job?
After 10 years, the job still sucks....Read the whole joke |
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257 |
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- Whats the definition of love,
true love, and
showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling....Read the whole joke |
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266 |
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- Why is the space between a
woman's breasts
and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easi...Read the whole joke |
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258 |
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0
- A couple
decided that the only way to have a
quickie while their ten-year- old
son was in the ...Read the whole joke |
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269 |
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- A male market researcher was calling on homes on
behalf of Vaseline. A woman answered the door."...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
0 |
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0
- A truck driver was going down a steep incline
when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make...Read the whole joke |
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315 |
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- A woman
went to the doctor and complained
that she was suffering from I knee
pains. "Do you in...Read the whole joke |
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615 |
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- Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his
girlfriend. "Every time we make love," she said, ...Read the whole joke |
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655 |
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- Q: What
did the leper say to the
hooker?
A: Keep the tip....Read the whole joke |
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356 |
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- Q. What do you call 1,000 heavily armed
lesbians?
A. Militia Etheridge...Read the whole joke |
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338 |
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- Q: Why did the blonde make love in the
microwave?
A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes....Read the whole joke |
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366 |
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- Q: Why did the blonde have
a
hysterectomy?
A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren....Read the whole joke |
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369 |
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- Q: What's the ultimate
embarrassment for a
blonde?
A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airp...Read the whole joke |
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337 |
0 |
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- Q: Why
do blondes always drink with
straws?
A: Practice....Read the whole joke |
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337 |
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