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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Great truths about life.
- Great truths about life:1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree.2. There's alwa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
| 2 |
Optician
- A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested because he suspected short sightedne...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
| 3 |
No Chance
- Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After the examination the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
| 4 |
How many mimes?
- Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2, the trick is getting them IN there....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |
| 5 |
Liberal Episcopalians
- Q: Hey... Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They are so liberal that...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
138 |
0 |
| 6 |
In the Bathroom
- If you're an American when you're out of the bathroom, what are you when you're IN the bathroom?Euro...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
240 |
0 |
| 7 |
Turtle and a Blonde?
- What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they're on their back their both fucked!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
| 8 |
Nag Nag Nag!
- A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
357 |
0 |
| 9 |
Windows 95
- Why can't dogs use computers?Because you can't stick your head out of Windows XP...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
| 10 |
String Joke
- A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender replies "I'm sorry, We do...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
| 11 |
Blondes and Bras
- How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They'll be square because they forget to take the Klenn...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
| 12 |
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
- What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
| 13 |
Point Of View
- 1. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.2. It's not true that married ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
| 14 |
Dogs and fleas
- Good question...Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
| 15 |
Computer Acronyms
- PCMCIA- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arroganc...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
| 16 |
What do you call a dog...
- What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
| 17 |
Blonde Braincells
- How do blonde's braincells die??-Alone-...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
| 18 |
Packing Elephants
- How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?...Three in front and three in back......Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
632 |
0 |
| 19 |
Difference between Malaysia & USA
- Q : What's the difference between Malaysia & the US?A : US's got Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
| 20 |
Quote on Monica
- What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I've ever cum across....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
347 |
0 |
| 21 |
Father and Son discussion.
- Somewhere in America, next week...Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son: What's up, Dad?Dad: ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
588 |
0 |
| 22 |
If a month would be 24 hrs
- If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every day and women would bleed to death....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
133 |
0 |
| 23 |
Outside a Dog...
- "Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it's pretty dark!"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
| 24 |
Ride\\\'em
- One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn't find his mother. So he headed upstair...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
240 |
0 |
| 25 |
Your Momma\\\'s so fat
- Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
296 |
0 |
