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Category |
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| 1 |
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...
- A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He's letting...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2293 |
0 |
| 2 |
A boy and girl octopus out on a date...
- A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm......Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2635 |
0 |
| 3 |
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...
- Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thin...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
294 |
0 |
| 4 |
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
- What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
255 |
0 |
| 5 |
What do you call a dog with no legs?
- What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe...it doen't matter, it's not going to come anyway!Sent by M...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
292 |
0 |
| 6 |
What does a lion call a antelope?
- What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
362 |
0 |
| 7 |
Dog washing
- A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of la...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
351 |
0 |
| 8 |
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...
- Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. "You know, it's not your faul...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
660 |
0 |
| 9 |
What do you call a sleeping bull?
- What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
275 |
0 |
| 10 |
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
- What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
289 |
0 |
| 11 |
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots...
- A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and t...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2093 |
0 |
| 12 |
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
- What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent by Jimmy...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
307 |
0 |
| 13 |
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
- What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard 'n' half o' snot!...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
294 |
0 |
| 14 |
I've never understood why women love cats...
- I've never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don't listen,they don't come in...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
344 |
0 |
| 15 |
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
- What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
287 |
0 |
| 16 |
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...
- There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
294 |
0 |
| 17 |
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
- Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out of the dog....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
324 |
0 |
| 18 |
Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?
- Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree? 'cause he was dead...Why'd the other monkey fall outta the tre...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
195 |
0 |
| 19 |
Why does an elephant have four feet?
- Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
164 |
0 |
| 20 |
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito...
- What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?It's ass....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
153 |
0 |
| 21 |
What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
- What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you le...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
181 |
0 |
| 22 |
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
- What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent by Shawn...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
252 |
0 |
| 23 |
Perfect customer
- A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.He wrote...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
322 |
0 |
| 24 |
A Second Opinion
- A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp. The vet rushes...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
341 |
0 |
| 25 |
This is what should happen to ALL CATS!
- This is what should happen to ALL CATS..!HOW TO WASH THE CAT1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.2. Add th...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
285 |
0 |
