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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Women Get...
- When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S's: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing. What does she g...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
187 |
0 |
| 2 |
In Common
- What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss them!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
| 3 |
To Keep A Man Interested
- What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that smells like beer....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
| 4 |
A Man is a Wasp?
- How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the shower to pee....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
278 |
0 |
| 5 |
Men and Pigs
- What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don't turn into men when they drink....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
| 6 |
Men Like Paper Cups
- Why are men like paper cups?They're dispensable....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
208 |
0 |
| 7 |
Men And Ceramic Tiles
- What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
| 8 |
Smart Guys
- What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
| 9 |
Men Like BMWs
- Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
206 |
0 |
| 10 |
Wandering Tribes
- Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years?Because even then, men coul...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
394 |
0 |
| 11 |
Why Female Astronauts?
- Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost in space, at least the wom...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
| 12 |
Men Are Like Noodles
- How are men like noodles?They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
| 13 |
Men Exercise On the Beach
- How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
| 14 |
Men and Situps
- What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote control between his toes....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
| 15 |
Men Resist Fatherhood
- Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren't through yet being children....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
| 16 |
Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men
- Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's al...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
| 17 |
Man and E.T.
- What's the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
| 18 |
Man\\\' Help With Housework
- What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
261 |
0 |
| 19 |
Keeps Her Youth
- How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
341 |
0 |
| 20 |
Bonds And Men
- What's the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
| 21 |
Men Snore Because
- Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they vapor lock....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
| 22 |
No Hemorrhoids
- Why don't men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
| 23 |
More Brains Than Dogs
- Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know not to embarrass themselves...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
205 |
0 |
| 24 |
Brain Missing
- What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
210 |
0 |
| 25 |
No Brained Women
- Why don't women have any brains?Because they don't have any testicles to put them in....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
206 |
0 |
