| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
English Me This:
- Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neit...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
531 |
0 |
| 2 |
CIA Agents and Bathroom
- Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The ZIP Code....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
| 3 |
Smiling Snowman
- Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming down the block....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
| 4 |
Why Birds Fly South
- Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it's too far to walk!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
| 5 |
I'm Glad I'm A Woman
- I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and SpamI don't bra...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
219 |
0 |
| 6 |
Potential and Reality
- A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
696 |
0 |
| 7 |
Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
- 10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I'm tired of being just friends.9. Go ahead and leave ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
310 |
0 |
| 8 |
How To Catch A Polar Bear
- How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and place peas all around it, and when thepo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
| 9 |
Outhouse On Quicksand?
- Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
| 10 |
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
- How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive"?Olive ?Yeah, you know, "Olive the o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
| 11 |
I'm Glad I'm A Man
- I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese I do...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
| 12 |
Giving
- The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red Cross. The chairman of t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
| 13 |
Redneck Poetry
- The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke Unive...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
| 14 |
Two Molecules
- Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One says to the other, "Are ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
| 15 |
The Neutron
- A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for abeer?"The bartender replies, "For y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
2.5 |
| 16 |
Yo Mamma
- Yo mamma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in a headlock!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
322 |
0 |
| 17 |
Early Birds
- Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle of oil. They see a worm on...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
661 |
0 |
| 18 |
Fancy Plate
- This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays.Af...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
602 |
0 |
| 19 |
Country Tunes
- Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
215 |
0 |
| 20 |
Life According To TV Land
- What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away from someone she will trip and fall....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
| 21 |
Saved Your Privates
- A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from the anesthe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
326 |
0 |
| 22 |
Left and Right
- Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer's. His wife of 40 y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
| 23 |
Singing Frog
- A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: "No way. I don't thi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
| 24 |
Building the Ark
- And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
| 25 |
Its a Matter of Perspective
- Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing and I am sorry for my though...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
