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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Debate the stop sign
- |A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining t...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
265 |
0 |
| 2 |
Police chief hates you
- |Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids....alone.9. He refers to you as ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
272 |
0 |
| 3 |
Steal from this family
- |After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
593 |
0 |
| 4 |
Visiting kindergarten
- |Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
269 |
0 |
| 5 |
Robber met animals
- |Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living ro...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
248 |
0 |
| 6 |
The woman is on fire
- |A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say no...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
292 |
0 |
| 7 |
The highly-skilled fly
- |A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For years, for thousands o...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
279 |
0 |
| 8 |
A story behind a gun
- |Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
2486 |
0 |
| 9 |
You're in big trouble
- |John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the office...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
583 |
0 |
| 10 |
Try to spell that name
- |A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the dri...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
255 |
0 |
| 11 |
Some stupid truckers
- |While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign th...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
273 |
0 |
| 12 |
Please show the I.D.
- |The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun an...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
270 |
0 |
| 13 |
Stupid drunk blonde
- |A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, t...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
305 |
0 |
| 14 |
Watching for suicide
- |Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
247 |
0 |
| 15 |
Strange name for cats
- |One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived i...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
321 |
0 |
| 16 |
Knitting and driving
- |A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts o...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
260 |
0 |
| 17 |
Criminal steals lumber
- |A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for y...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
324 |
0 |
| 18 |
Testing a new recruit
- |Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you ha...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
253 |
0 |
| 19 |
He's a drunk driver
- |There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the d...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
261 |
0 |
| 20 |
Stealing from a store
- |This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the province of Quebec, Canada, in ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
320 |
0 |
| 21 |
Government is there
- |At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
572 |
0 |
| 22 |
Some police quotes
- |"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile.""If y...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
597 |
0 |
| 23 |
Where are you from?
- |Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When the usher came ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
243 |
0 |
| 24 |
I have lost my father
- |Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
273 |
0 |
| 25 |
New Miranda rights
- |1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run away from me.2. Should you deci...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
264 |
0 |
