| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A bad day
- There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half-...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2829 |
3.25 |
| 2 |
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge...
- A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who te...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
517 |
0 |
| 3 |
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar...
- A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced across the room and noticed a very...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
312 |
0 |
| 4 |
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk...
- Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot as the walk. As ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
160 |
0 |
| 5 |
Ouch
- "What happened?" asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed."Well, I w...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
344 |
0 |
| 6 |
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium...
- A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He began to speak...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
1755 |
0 |
| 7 |
Santas Diversion
- Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman wasaw...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
267 |
0 |
| 8 |
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show...
- Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled inher favor, as Jane...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
236 |
0 |
| 9 |
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was...
- The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue."Can I see your license and reg...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
258 |
0 |
| 10 |
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911...
- Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she would send someone o...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
288 |
0 |
| 11 |
Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up...
- Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up in the morning with abloody condom hanging out of you...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
549 |
0 |
| 12 |
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down...
- The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they had stopped to take a res...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
205 |
0 |
| 13 |
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to...
- Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit real bad.The toilet in his room ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
278 |
0 |
| 14 |
I was walking down an alley last night...
- I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,"Help! Help!" coming from behind a dumpster. Tw...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
279 |
0 |
| 15 |
Put it to a good use
- The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, "I'm sorry to have to tell you thi...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
259 |
0 |
| 16 |
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls...
- This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local brothel, and as she passed ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
219 |
0 |
| 17 |
A city boy was visiting the country and...
- A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telli...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
1944 |
0 |
| 18 |
A guy's on the electric chair...
- A guy's on the electric chair. The warden's just about to pull the switchwhen the guy gets the hiccu...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
322 |
0 |
| 19 |
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant...
- A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion soup getsto her, and as the waiter ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
213 |
0 |
| 20 |
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon...
- Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon."Shit," said the first bloke, "as soon as I...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
182 |
0 |
| 21 |
Everybody's doing it
- This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water."That's ridiculous!" he shouted at the...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
280 |
0 |
| 22 |
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's...
- Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's Day Parade, when one of them drops his lit...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
297 |
0 |
| 23 |
A guy says to a salesgirl...
- A guy says to a salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper."She says, "What color?"He says, "Just g...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
238 |
0 |
| 24 |
The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage...
- The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a long chain with ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
270 |
0 |
| 25 |
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut...
- Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts his hair, and after he gets done, ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
297 |
0 |
