| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting...
- Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date. She came outof the ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
375 |
0 |
| 2 |
She: Do you think of me when...
- She: "Do you think of me when you're away darling?"He: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
310 |
0 |
| 3 |
One more thing like that
- "Great, just what I need," she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven. "One more thing that h...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
655 |
0 |
| 4 |
I got home from work last night...
- I got home from work last night and said to my wife, "You are a one"She said "What do you mean, I am...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
321 |
0 |
| 5 |
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office...
- A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.After the check-up, the doctor took the wife ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
350 |
0 |
| 6 |
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
- What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to work....Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
276 |
0 |
| 7 |
The room was full of pregnant ladies...
- The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. Th...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
329 |
0 |
| 8 |
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night...
- A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do, time ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
285 |
0 |
| 9 |
Suffering
- A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife about...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
217 |
0 |
| 10 |
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives...
- Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Does your wife ever ... well, you kno...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
166 |
0 |
| 11 |
Small World
- Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in front of themmanaged to ge...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
279 |
0 |
| 12 |
A farmer and his girlfriend...
- A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
1950 |
0 |
| 13 |
The last request
- Father O'Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as he alw...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
245 |
0 |
| 14 |
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 percent. Wedding cak...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
582 |
0 |
| 15 |
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
- She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor....Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
175 |
0 |
| 16 |
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
- She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor....Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
205 |
0 |
| 17 |
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra...
- Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it?Wife: You wear briefs, don...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
260 |
0 |
| 18 |
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game...
- Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the third week in a row, it was rain...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
607 |
0 |
| 19 |
A fair offer
- One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next door. He was also quick t...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
2234 |
0 |
| 20 |
John receives a phone call...
- John receives a phone call. "Hello," he answers. The voiceon the ot other end says, "This is Susan. ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
278 |
0 |
| 21 |
A man and wife entered a...
- A man and wife entered a dentist's office.The Wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. Idon't want gas or ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
235 |
0 |
| 22 |
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise...
- A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her a bra. He entered a la...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
570 |
0 |
| 23 |
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
- What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told her twice....Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
220 |
0 |
| 24 |
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to...
- A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in bed with a lovely yo...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
247 |
0 |
| 25 |
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day...
- A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told his girlfriend he'd have it fixed in no tim...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
265 |
0 |
