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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Kid divorces his parents.
- There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them to court.The judge says, "do ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
293 |
0 |
| 2 |
PMS and the Bible?
- One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, "Pastor there are some things in life that aren't addr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
| 3 |
Learn your ABC's - Mom Style!
- A - Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.B - BATHRO...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
304 |
0 |
| 4 |
Really cute one.
- A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked down her ears with an o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
| 5 |
Have you ever seen a Ghost?
- A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
312 |
0 |
| 6 |
Where's my heart?
- Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
187 |
0 |
| 7 |
Help me...I'm hooked!
- Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who chat on line too much?If there ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
| 8 |
Research paper excuses!
- A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research project be tur...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
| 9 |
Signs for "every" job!
- In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."On an electrician's truck, "Let u...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
123 |
0 |
| 10 |
Kewl Job Application!
- Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's availab...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
296 |
0 |
| 11 |
Some cute want-ads!
- The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
| 12 |
36 things you'll never hear from a Redneck!
- 36 things you'll never hear from a Redneck...1. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex"2. "Duct tape ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
56 |
0 |
| 13 |
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM...
- Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash, card and receipt5...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |
| 14 |
Tips for Moving South...Yee-Haw!
- Tips for Moving South...Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
| 15 |
Talk like an adult!
- The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told them to tell their c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
381 |
0 |
| 16 |
Late For Work
- Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in a row.The boss called her into...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
307 |
0 |
| 17 |
Birth Control Pills At 72?
- Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the doctor asked why ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
| 18 |
Why Are Some Hairs White?
- Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
| 19 |
English to Chinese Translation!
- ENGLISH PHRASE----------------------CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?--------Hu Yu Ha...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
| 20 |
Some of life's truisms.
- Some of life's truisms...Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support bacteria - they'...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
| 21 |
The Vet/Taxidermist
- There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
| 22 |
Old & New concerns.
- Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow: EKG.Then...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
384 |
0 |
| 23 |
Cockroach at the door.
- A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
| 24 |
But how do I know...
- Tech Support: "What does the screen say now."Person: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."Tech Support:...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
231 |
0 |
| 25 |
Secret
- This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it's a gay bar, but decides, "What the heck, I r...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
