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1 Clinton is in Heaven
- President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter. "It's ...Read the whole joke
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2 Filling in for St. Peter
- A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gateke...Read the whole joke
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3 Fulfilling their requests
- There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven, he gave them a chance to come b...Read the whole joke
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4 Bring riches with you
- There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for ...Read the whole joke
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5 Making Comparisons
- In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are...Read the whole joke
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6 Entering into Heaven
- A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Pet...Read the whole joke
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7 New Yorkers arrived
- One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang. walk up to the Pearly Gates...Read the whole joke
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8 Assign the punishment
- Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little conf...Read the whole joke
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9 Is the wife in control?
- Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. On...Read the whole joke
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10 Qualifying for Heaven
- Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Pet...Read the whole joke
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11 Picking a punishment
- This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says h...Read the whole joke
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12 The name of your wife
- St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven. "Why...Read the whole joke
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13 Represent Christmas
- Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting ...Read the whole joke
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14 What should they say?
- Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When...Read the whole joke
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15 Gates gets punishment
- Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said...Read the whole joke
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16 Punishment for Gates
- Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all ete...Read the whole joke
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17 Sue over the property
- Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big...Read the whole joke
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18 Doing this great deed
- A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get ...Read the whole joke
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19 Careful when you wish
- Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your ma...Read the whole joke
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20 Reward for goodness
- Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them...Read the whole joke
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21 A forester and lawyer
- A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together. St. Peter g...Read the whole joke
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22 Dealing with a lawyer
- A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you ...Read the whole joke
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23 Each man gives a story
- Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day...Read the whole joke
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24 Try to explain women
- A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions. "...Read the whole joke
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25 Stupid people fearing
- WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was vis...Read the whole joke
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