| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother...
- A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2053 |
0 |
| 2 |
A new method
- It's the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,"If anyone has to go to the...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2466 |
0 |
| 3 |
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic...
- A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said , "If you reached in...Read the whole joke |
Children |
276 |
0 |
| 4 |
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth...
- Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "The stork ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
228 |
0 |
| 5 |
Gone fishing
- Henry Abel's son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him what the pr...Read the whole joke |
Children |
284 |
0 |
| 6 |
Ear
- Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class. He had to spell the word and use it in a sentence. The...Read the whole joke |
Children |
316 |
0 |
| 7 |
Following the sign
- Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The o...Read the whole joke |
Children |
267 |
0 |
| 8 |
Quick and clear
- A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something- Ok, Quick and clear!- 100 bucks...Read the whole joke |
Children |
305 |
0 |
| 9 |
Mom, can little girls have babies?
- Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,"Mommy, can little girls have babies?""No", said...Read the whole joke |
Children |
249 |
0 |
| 10 |
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate...
- At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret...Read the whole joke |
Children |
239 |
0 |
| 11 |
Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom...
- Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only catch him sitting on the side of his bed sl...Read the whole joke |
Children |
235 |
0 |
| 12 |
Count till fifty
- The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like "cunt" and "cock" scrawled all over the bla...Read the whole joke |
Children |
309 |
0 |
| 13 |
A little boy did not go to school one day...
- A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said "Our...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2078 |
2 |
| 14 |
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks...
- Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
290 |
0 |
| 15 |
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked...
- A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's theproblem, Carol? I hope it's not ho...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2060 |
0 |
| 16 |
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid...
- Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing in...Read the whole joke |
Children |
298 |
0 |
| 17 |
A little period
- The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2327 |
0 |
| 18 |
One of my first evenings back from overseas...
- One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl's understanding parents left us alone in the li...Read the whole joke |
Children |
225 |
0 |
| 19 |
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
- A teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worr...Read the whole joke |
Children |
817 |
2.5 |
| 20 |
Wear your collar backwards
- Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you...Read the whole joke |
Children |
301 |
0 |
| 21 |
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night...
- Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared. He goes into his mother...Read the whole joke |
Children |
262 |
0 |
| 22 |
From Us...
- The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters "ILU" written on it. The teache...Read the whole joke |
Children |
800 |
2.5 |
| 23 |
Bitter end
- Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, "bitter end" in it.L...Read the whole joke |
Children |
316 |
0 |
| 24 |
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden...
- Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he wa...Read the whole joke |
Children |
247 |
0 |
| 25 |
Beautiful -- in a sentence
- The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
270 |
0 |
