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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Making Comparisons
- In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
235 |
0 |
| 2 |
Entering into Heaven
- A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Pet...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
272 |
0 |
| 3 |
New Yorkers arrived
- One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang. walk up to the Pearly Gates...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
283 |
0 |
| 4 |
Assign the punishment
- Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little conf...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
406 |
0 |
| 5 |
Is the wife in control?
- Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. On...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
| 6 |
Qualifying for Heaven
- Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Pet...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
450 |
0 |
| 7 |
Picking a punishment
- This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
261 |
0 |
| 8 |
The name of your wife
- St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven. "Why...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
293 |
0 |
| 9 |
Represent Christmas
- Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
276 |
0 |
| 10 |
What should they say?
- Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
227 |
0 |
| 11 |
Gates gets punishment
- Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
456 |
0 |
| 12 |
Punishment for Gates
- Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all ete...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
227 |
0 |
| 13 |
Sue over the property
- Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
| 14 |
Doing this great deed
- A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
208 |
0 |
| 15 |
Careful when you wish
- Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your ma...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
215 |
0 |
| 16 |
Reward for goodness
- Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
| 17 |
A forester and lawyer
- A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together. St. Peter g...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
302 |
0 |
| 18 |
Dealing with a lawyer
- A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
195 |
0 |
| 19 |
Each man gives a story
- Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
343 |
0 |
| 20 |
Try to explain women
- A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions. "...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
1 |
| 21 |
Stupid people fearing
- WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was vis...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
| 22 |
Stupid people stories
- Stupid people LICENSE TO STEAL Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by runnin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
| 23 |
Attempts by the dumb
- SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN - August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - Six people drowned yesterday whi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
350 |
0 |
| 24 |
True stupid stories 02
- Saddam Hussein's stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with sulfur fr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
| 25 |
True stupid stories 01
- Really Stupid People Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
226 |
0 |
