| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A tough case was being argued in court...
- A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent t...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
2849 |
0 |
| 2 |
Being under oath
- "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
225 |
0 |
| 3 |
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa...
- The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush when the one to the r...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1193 |
0 |
| 4 |
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant...
- An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor s...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1871 |
2 |
| 5 |
Best advice possible
- Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
275 |
0 |
| 6 |
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller...
- In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of t...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
284 |
0 |
| 7 |
The way he died
- A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
842 |
0 |
| 8 |
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can you afford?...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1189 |
0 |
| 9 |
At night court, a man was brought in and set...
- At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, "State your name, occu...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1922 |
0 |
| 10 |
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch...
- Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch the junior partner slaps...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
279 |
0 |
| 11 |
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
- Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being bille...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
272 |
0 |
| 12 |
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
- Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don't think they're funny, and the rest of us don'...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
243 |
0 |
| 13 |
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to...
- Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense. "You must swear to t...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1155 |
0 |
| 14 |
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights...
- A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. There's no ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
2068 |
0 |
| 15 |
A man walked into a lawyer's office and...
- A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates. "Fifty dollars for three questions...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
3159 |
0 |
| 16 |
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
- What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
322 |
0 |
| 17 |
What do you call an honest lawyer?
- What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
883 |
0 |
| 18 |
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
- The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, ther...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
323 |
0 |
| 19 |
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken...
- A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his front bumper smashed. There...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1935 |
0 |
| 20 |
Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?
- Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up with sand!...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
664 |
0 |
| 21 |
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
- Why won't sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
284 |
0 |
| 22 |
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
- What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
287 |
0 |
| 23 |
Guilty as sin
- Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because she believes she's pre...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
557 |
0 |
| 24 |
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question...
- Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren'tprepared for the answer:In a trial, ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
297 |
0 |
| 25 |
A young girl sees her father in the shower...
- A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. "Those are the Apples o...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
2192 |
2.125 |
