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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Life Quotes
- To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
| 2 |
God Quotes
- It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him. Arthur C. Clarke Is...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
| 3 |
Children Quotes
- The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. Clarence Da...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
| 4 |
Age Quotes
- I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older three things happen. The first...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
289 |
0 |
| 5 |
A Man And His Money
- There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
370 |
0 |
| 6 |
Anyone Here
- Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head. S...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
333 |
0 |
| 7 |
Electric Train
- A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
320 |
0 |
| 8 |
Top ten tips to know if you have PMS
- 10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese ome...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
193 |
0 |
| 9 |
Bra Shopping
- A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
| 10 |
Family Pants
- Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the marriage when his dad says...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
303 |
0 |
| 11 |
Top ten least popular self help books
- 10. "Lie Your Sweet Ass Off And Become A Millionaire" 9. "Choking Coaches For The Soul" by Latrell S...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
| 12 |
Answers To Everything
- What's the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What's the difference between a girlfriend an...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
312 |
0 |
| 13 |
Always By My Side
- A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
271 |
0 |
| 14 |
Advantages Of Being A Woman
- Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems supp...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
328 |
0 |
| 15 |
Accidental Meeting
- A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
329 |
0 |
| 16 |
A Man's World
- How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Why i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
316 |
0 |
| 17 |
Burglar
- A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe in a store. On the safe do...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
| 18 |
Be Politically Correct With Women
- She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE C...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
| 19 |
Be Politically Correct With Men
- He does not have a FAT BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. He is not a CRAP...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
| 20 |
Bad News, Good News, Great News
- The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced polic...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
187 |
0 |
| 21 |
Anniversary
- A guy says, "For our Twentieth , I'm taking my wife to Australia." His friend says, "That's going to...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
406 |
0 |
| 22 |
A Problem of Problems
- A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
692 |
0 |
| 23 |
Beer, eh
- A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
| 24 |
ABC's of ex girlfriends
- A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
293 |
0 |
| 25 |
Control
- There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
