| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A man is walking past this house when a used condom...
- A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
243 |
0 |
| 2 |
A rookie police officer was assigned...
- A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came o...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
257 |
0 |
| 3 |
Spell it
- Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough* N...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
561 |
0 |
| 4 |
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her...
- Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first time. Stacey excuses herself ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
550 |
0 |
| 5 |
This young lady, a flighty young thing...
- This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin the evening after the ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
148 |
0 |
| 6 |
A man spoke frantically into the phone...
- A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minut...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
292 |
0 |
| 7 |
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town...
- Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Min...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
237 |
0 |
| 8 |
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other...
- A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight from LA to NY. The Progr...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
556 |
0 |
| 9 |
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive...
- A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving eaten a very expensive lunc...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
248 |
0 |
| 10 |
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own...
- The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a womanjust passing and said, "Pa...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
214 |
0 |
| 11 |
Free meat
- It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
250 |
0 |
| 12 |
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world...
- One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the sa...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
290 |
0 |
| 13 |
Three college roommates -- two females and a male...
- Three college roommates -- two females and a male -- beganto argue after dinner about whose turn it ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
131 |
0 |
| 14 |
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour...
- A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks 'Do you do custom work?''Why of course!''Good. I'd like...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
232 |
0 |
| 15 |
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla...
- A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The man asked the bartender w...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
247 |
0 |
| 16 |
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer...
- There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so called "lady of the night". Shesays, "F...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
212 |
0 |
| 17 |
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball...
- A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who was wearing a map of Te...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
233 |
0 |
| 18 |
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around...
- These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it would be a...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
230 |
0 |
| 19 |
Gimme some aspirin!
- Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has a splitting head...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
541 |
0 |
| 20 |
Ballroom please!
- This guy's in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, "Ballroomplease." A lady standing in front ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
554 |
0 |
| 21 |
Forget your daughter...
- Well the King's daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn't want his princess to be an ol...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
239 |
0 |
| 22 |
African roulette
- A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They'd spent the day discussi...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
284 |
0 |
| 23 |
Barbie and G.I. Joe
- Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
255 |
0 |
| 24 |
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down...
- A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
1980 |
0 |
| 25 |
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new...
- While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball. Seeing no one around that ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
251 |
1.5 |
