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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Space jokes
- President Dubya was awakened one night by an
urgent call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," sai...Read the whole joke |
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257 |
0 |
| 2 |
0
- What do you get if you
cross an alien and a
hot drink ?
Gravi-tea !...Read the whole joke |
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267 |
0 |
| 3 |
0
- A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship
landing in
front of her. An alien stepped out of th...Read the whole joke |
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270 |
0 |
| 4 |
Sport jokes
- Where do religious school children practice
sports?
In the prayground!...Read the whole joke |
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272 |
0 |
| 5 |
0
- How did the basketball court get wet?
The
players dribbled all over it!...Read the whole joke |
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256 |
0 |
| 6 |
0
- Why did the chicken get sent off?
For
persistent fowl play!...Read the whole joke |
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263 |
0 |
| 7 |
0
- Why were the two managers sitting around
sketching crockery before the start of the game?
It wa...Read the whole joke |
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293 |
0 |
| 8 |
0
- Where do football directors go when they are fed
up?
The bored room!...Read the whole joke |
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308 |
0 |
| 9 |
Spelling jokes
- "Please, ma'am! How do you spell ichael?"
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Mic...Read the whole joke |
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312 |
0 |
| 10 |
0
- School Doctor:
Have you ever had trouble
with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to
spell i...Read the whole joke |
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319 |
0 |
| 11 |
0
- How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g.
That's
wrong.
That's what you asked for, isn't it?...Read the whole joke |
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306 |
0 |
| 12 |
0
- First witch: Here's a banana
if you can
spell it.
Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don...Read the whole joke |
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308 |
0 |
| 13 |
0
- The young lad had applied for a job, and was
asked his full name.
"Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan,...Read the whole joke |
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339 |
0 |
| 14 |
Teeth jokes
- Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth
your own?
Actor: Whose do you think they are?...Read the whole joke |
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1267 |
0 |
| 15 |
0
- What did the vampire call his
false teeth?
A new fangled device....Read the whole joke |
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1210 |
0 |
| 16 |
0
- What happened to the man who put his false
teeth in backwards?
He ate himself!...Read the whole joke |
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1259 |
0 |
| 17 |
0
- Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her
hands
when she sneezed?
To catch her false teeth...Read the whole joke |
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1219 |
0 |
| 18 |
0
- A man coughed violently, and his false
teeth
shot across the room and smashed against the wall. ...Read the whole joke |
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1132 |
0 |
| 19 |
Telephone jokes
- After my wife and her former best buddy,
another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that p...Read the whole joke |
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299 |
0 |
| 20 |
0
- What do you call
an elephant in a phone
box?
Stuck....Read the whole joke |
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308 |
0 |
| 21 |
0
- What do ghosts use to phone home?
A
terror-phone....Read the whole joke |
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603 |
0 |
| 22 |
0
- Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
telephone.
Doctor: Why's that?
I keep getting calls in t...Read the whole joke |
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289 |
0.5 |
| 23 |
0
- At three o'clock one morning a
veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of ...Read the whole joke |
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310 |
0 |
| 24 |
Time jokes
- A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they
told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzl...Read the whole joke |
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300 |
0 |
| 25 |
0
- A man had been
driving all night and by
morning was still far from his destination. He
decided...Read the whole joke |
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305 |
0 |
