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1	Elephant jokes - What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ? About 3,000 miles !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	667	0
2	0 - What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ? A gooseberry is green !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	320	0
3	0 - What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ? Trunkquilizers !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	601	0
4	0 - A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really n...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	312	0
5	0 - What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	296	0
6	0 - Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	324	0
7	0 - How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two in the front, two in the back and the other in t...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	606	0
8	0 - How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way that he got in !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	320	1.5
9	0 - Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was having a day off !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	316	0
10	0 - What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	336	0
11	0 - How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	283	0
12	0 - What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	238	0
13	0 - How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	229	0
14	0 - Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	560	0
15	0 - Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	245	0
16	0 - Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars, a bus and ...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	205	0
17	0 - Why did the elephant eat the candle ? For light refreshment !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	244	0
18	0 - When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? When it's a baby elephant !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	583	0
19	0 - How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	233	0
20	0 - What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	248	0
21	0 - Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert:"W...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	251	0
22	0 - Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	230	0
23	0 - Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?" Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns on...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	274	0
24	0 - Teacher: "Name six wild animals" Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	267	0
25	0 - Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too b...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	191	0

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