| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Stupid Insults 15/31
- His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they were out of stock....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
134 |
0 |
| 2 |
Stupid Insults 14/31
- Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked. Her memory is truly ra...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
| 3 |
Stupid Insults 13/31
- He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to science but they mad...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
124 |
0 |
| 4 |
Stupid Insults 12/31
- Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex, but not a very ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
130 |
0 |
| 5 |
Stupid Insults 11/31
- Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity errors unde...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
133 |
0 |
| 6 |
Stupid Insults 10/31
- Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory of a missing link. Faile...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
| 7 |
Stupid Insults 9/31
- Doesn't have his belt through all the loops. Doesn't have sixteen annas to the rupee. Doesn't have t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
134 |
0 |
| 8 |
Stupid Insults 8/31
- Couldn't find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn't hit sand if he fell off a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
| 9 |
Stupid Insults 7/31
- Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar of Marshmallow Fluff. Can dis...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
| 10 |
Stupid Insults 6/31
- Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing with his wand to...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
| 11 |
Stupid Insults 5/31
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone. Another engineering protot...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
| 12 |
Stupid Insults 4/31
- All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer, no nail. All hat and ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
| 13 |
Stupid Insults 3/31
- A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. -- Tom Waits A mind as empty as the s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
| 14 |
Stupid Insults 2/31
- A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard. A few kernels short of an ear...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
| 15 |
Stupid Insults 1/31
- $HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a .357 Magnum world. A 10K brain ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
126 |
0 |
| 16 |
Insult Collection #17
- I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub. I heard you ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |
| 17 |
Insult Collection #16
- At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and wor...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
193 |
0 |
| 18 |
Insult Collection #15
- If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say that you are always bright and early. We...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
128 |
0 |
| 19 |
Insult Collection #14
- I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don't you need a license to be that ugly? Moonlig...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
301 |
0 |
| 20 |
Insult Collection #13
- We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass away and people ask me what the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
| 21 |
Insult Collection #12
- What's the latest dope -- besides you? I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
207 |
0 |
| 22 |
Insult Collection #11
- You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
| 23 |
Insult Collection #10
- Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I hear you changed your mind! What d...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
545 |
0 |
| 24 |
Insult Collection #9
- You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning. I would ask you how old you are,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
| 25 |
Insult Collection #8
- For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours. You are the only person I've eve...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
285 |
0 |
