| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Being Old and Bent
- Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there is - being young...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
245 |
0 |
| 2 |
File Your Nails
- Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
| 3 |
Brown Eye
- Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. Doctor: What does he...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
| 4 |
Invisible Man
- Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
| 5 |
Live Longer
- Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. It will...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
119 |
0 |
| 6 |
Memory Pills
- Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient: What pills?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
| 7 |
Big Memory Problem
- Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything! Doctor: So, since when ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
| 8 |
Ignored
- Patient walks into a doctor's office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
187 |
0 |
| 9 |
Can\\\'t See
- Patient to optometrist: I'm very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What are the c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
537 |
0 |
| 10 |
Help me Doc!
- Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy's too big. So I'd like you to tell me if you find it unu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
| 11 |
Stressed
- Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with peop...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
| 12 |
Hair Loss
- Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in? Doctor: A shoebox?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
395 |
0 |
| 13 |
Again
- Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you've got it again....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
345 |
0 |
| 14 |
Rising Temperature
- Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or more? Doctor: Sell!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
194 |
0 |
| 15 |
Swallowed a Pillow
- Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
| 16 |
Coin Swallowing
- Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse: No change yet...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
| 17 |
Blonde Nurse?
- Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
| 18 |
Blonde Doctor?
- Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building wi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
129 |
0 |
| 19 |
Beneficial Alzheimers
- What's the best thing about having Alzheimer's Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter eggs. 2: You ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
| 20 |
Bad News 6
- This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
| 21 |
Bad News 5
- This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave lo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
| 22 |
Bad News 4
- Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Uhhh, well, give...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
234 |
0 |
| 23 |
Bad News 3
- Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Do begin ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
| 24 |
Bad News 1
- Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad new...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
358 |
0 |
| 25 |
Adjust the Chair
- A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little brown spot on one of her teet...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
310 |
0 |
