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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla...
- A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The man asked the bartender w...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
247 |
0 |
| 2 |
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer...
- There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so called "lady of the night". Shesays, "F...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
212 |
0 |
| 3 |
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball...
- A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who was wearing a map of Te...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
233 |
0 |
| 4 |
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around...
- These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it would be a...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
230 |
0 |
| 5 |
Gimme some aspirin!
- Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has a splitting head...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
541 |
0 |
| 6 |
Ballroom please!
- This guy's in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, "Ballroomplease." A lady standing in front ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
554 |
0 |
| 7 |
Forget your daughter...
- Well the King's daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn't want his princess to be an ol...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
239 |
0 |
| 8 |
African roulette
- A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They'd spent the day discussi...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
284 |
0 |
| 9 |
Barbie and G.I. Joe
- Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
255 |
0 |
| 10 |
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down...
- A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
1979 |
0 |
| 11 |
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new...
- While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball. Seeing no one around that ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
251 |
1.5 |
| 12 |
Buy me bras!
- "Dad, can i ask you something?" "Sure! What about?" "You see, I'm already fourteen and...I t...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
596 |
0 |
| 13 |
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady...
- A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to re...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2075 |
0 |
| 14 |
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road...
- A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road. As the...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
563 |
0 |
| 15 |
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one...
- A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile Indians. This presen...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
1948 |
0 |
| 16 |
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top...
- A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld's tallest building, when all of a sudden...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
288 |
0 |
| 17 |
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency...
- It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together through ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
245 |
0 |
| 18 |
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table...
- A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat down, he knocked the spoon off t...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
285 |
0 |
| 19 |
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning...
- The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant."Anything intere...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
245 |
0 |
| 20 |
One day a lady went to the doctors office
- One day a lady went to the doctor's office and told the doctorthat her husband wasn't interested in ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
303 |
0 |
| 21 |
One day Pete was complaining to his friend...
- One day Pete was complaining to his friend "my elbow hurts. I bettersee a doctor". His friend said "...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
347 |
0 |
| 22 |
Only once
- "Miss Jones, we can't employ you as a model," the editor from themen's magazine explained. "It's too...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
300 |
0 |
| 23 |
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum...
- The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old lady fixed h...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
335 |
0 |
| 24 |
Playtonic relationship
- A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment."Mrs Smith, do you think it...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
241 |
0 |
| 25 |
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars...
- Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a c...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
610 |
0 |
