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| 1 |
There were two guys walking down the street...
- There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his nuts.One of the guys said....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
243 |
0 |
| 2 |
Why do gorillas have big noses?
- Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big finger...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
114 |
0 |
| 3 |
How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style
- How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
293 |
0 |
| 4 |
How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style
- How to Hunt Elephants -- QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor mista...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
296 |
0 |
| 5 |
How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style
- How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales StyleSalespeople don't hunt elephants but spend their timeselling ele...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
622 |
0 |
| 6 |
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip...
- On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a small puppy as a present for his...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
299 |
0 |
| 7 |
Two neighbors had been fighting each other...
- Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane andteaches...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
177 |
0 |
| 8 |
There were two cats that enjoyed running together...
- There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called One-two-three.T...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
315 |
0 |
| 9 |
Pet owners
- There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
333 |
0 |
| 10 |
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
- What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
256 |
0 |
| 11 |
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river...
- There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame by for a cool drink. The gorilla t...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
350 |
0 |
| 12 |
An elephant...
- An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"Sent by abu dah...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
300 |
0 |
| 13 |
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...
- A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this parrot is...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
306 |
0 |
| 14 |
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But I have no idea how they get in...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
343 |
0 |
| 15 |
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...
- A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on. ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
272 |
0 |
| 16 |
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
- What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that can stay up all night!!...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
306 |
0 |
| 17 |
At an auction
- During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told the auctioneer, "I'm payi...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
323 |
0 |
| 18 |
Some cows view each day as the last roundup...
- Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most c...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
386 |
0 |
| 19 |
Persistency Act
- A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone is there. He looks all around and he...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
445 |
0 |
| 20 |
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
- Here's a sad one...Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle wit...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
295 |
0 |
| 21 |
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...
- A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he's there, he runs in to his old friend. The two ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
328 |
0 |
| 22 |
Stuttering animal
- Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon of na...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
331 |
0 |
| 23 |
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...
- My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The Dr ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
638 |
0 |
| 24 |
What's the worst thing about washing your cat?
- Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
185 |
0 |
| 25 |
I think Rover is getting a bit old...
- "I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.""Bullshit, watch this...Rover sit! O...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
303 |
0 |
