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Frog jokes
- What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ?
Morse toad !...Read the whole joke |
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- Whats the world weakest animal ?
A toad, he
croaks if you even touch him !...Read the whole joke |
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- Whats white on the outside, green on the inside
and comes with relish and onions ?
A hot frog ...Read the whole joke |
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- What happens if you eat a hot frog ?
You'll
croak in no time !...Read the whole joke |
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- Where do frogs leave their hats and coats
?
In the croakroom !...Read the whole joke |
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- Where do you get frogs eggs ?
At the spawn
shop !...Read the whole joke |
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- Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ?
Because her husband spawned her affections !...Read the whole joke |
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- What do you call a rich frog?
A gold-blooded
reptile....Read the whole joke |
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- What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's
sure fun when you're having flies!...Read the whole joke |
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- Why did the toad become a
lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog-horn....Read the whole joke |
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- What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's
new?...Read the whole joke |
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- Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?
They always
want to play leap-frog with him....Read the whole joke |
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- What do you get if you cross a frog with a
decathlete?
Someone who pole-vaults without a pole....Read the whole joke |
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- Q: How did the frog cross the
road when a
truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't....Read the whole joke |
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- What does a
frog say when it washes car
windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it....Read the whole joke |
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- Q: Why are
frogs so happy?
A: They eat
whatever bugs them!...Read the whole joke |
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- Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?
A: "Baroke,
baroke, baroke."...Read the whole joke |
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- A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He
spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. P...Read the whole joke |
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- Once upon a time, a
beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond...Read the whole joke |
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Ghost jokes
- What do you call the ghost who is a
child-rearing expert?
Dr Spook....Read the whole joke |
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- Which ghost ate too much porridge?
Ghouldilocks....Read the whole joke |
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- What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at
his
local pub?
The landlord said "Sorry, we do...Read the whole joke |
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- What is a ghost
boxer called?
A
phantomweight....Read the whole joke |
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- What happened to the ghost who went to a party?
He had a wail of a time....Read the whole joke |
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- Did you hear about the ghost comedian?
He
was booed off stage....Read the whole joke |
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