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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Arriving in Heaven
- |Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter.St. Peter: Hi, what's ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
2387 |
0 |
| 2 |
Phone songs
- |All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are pauses, and hyphens are ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
339 |
0 |
| 3 |
Mistakes on a resume
- |These are from actual resumes: "Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
341 |
0 |
| 4 |
Play the Office Game
- |Here's a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and agree to play the Office Gam...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
445 |
0 |
| 5 |
Identifying wasted time
- |TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been ...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
332 |
0 |
| 6 |
Want a day off work?
- |So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year av...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
246 |
0 |
| 7 |
Fun with telemarketers
- |What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged me (and I'm sure it has mos...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
239 |
0 |
| 8 |
Have incredible dogs
- |Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog ...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
290 |
0 |
| 9 |
Application rejections
- |Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
95730 |
0 |
| 10 |
The resume bloopers
- |These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune Magazine:1. I deman...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
249 |
0 |
| 11 |
Unique job interviews
- |Job Interview Quotations Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corpora...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
290 |
0 |
| 12 |
Have a life after death
- |"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recr...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
280 |
0 |
| 13 |
Murphy's work laws
- |MURPHY'S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants. Don't b...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
326 |
0 |
| 14 |
Company buzz words
- |New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90's Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a dea...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
262 |
0 |
| 15 |
The job security quiz
- |The job security quiz will help judge how long you'll end up at your current job and what will beco...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
611 |
0 |
| 16 |
The office happenings
- |Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I fin...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
257 |
0 |
| 17 |
Pay for your past bills
- |A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of mone...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
253 |
0 |
| 18 |
The last day working
- |"You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When......"You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she as...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
249 |
0 |
| 19 |
Evaluating employees
- |RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: "Since my last report, this employee has reac...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
311 |
0 |
| 20 |
Thoughts from work
- |Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught me hugging my secretary....Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
285 |
0 |
| 21 |
Useful work phrases
- |USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. I'm not being rude...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
316 |
0 |
| 22 |
The engineer's terms
- |Top 25 Engineer's Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)A number of different ...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
251 |
0 |
| 23 |
Selling war insurance
- |Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their g...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
626 |
0 |
| 24 |
Work for an operator
- |The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
272 |
0 |
| 25 |
Quotes of companies
- |Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out of differen...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
255 |
0 |
