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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Truly stupid people 01
- A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in monthly payments. He's prett...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
232 |
0 |
| 2 |
Quotes from stupid 03
- These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: "Working mo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
427 |
0 |
| 3 |
Quotes from stupid 02
- These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. "That race was all about competition...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
279 |
0 |
| 4 |
Quotes from stupid 01
- These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. "The effects are fleeting and linger...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
270 |
0 |
| 5 |
Insult Collection #7
- I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly. I hear...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
194 |
0 |
| 6 |
Stupid Insults 31/31
- Uses thumbtacks to post notes -- on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat with chopsticks. Using a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
120 |
0 |
| 7 |
Stupid Insults 30/31
- Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
| 8 |
Stupid Insults 29/31
- The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead. There she sit...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
| 9 |
Stupid Insults 28/31
- Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS. Still sending messag...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
| 10 |
Stupid Insults 27/31
- Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn't make it to the top of his chimney...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
| 11 |
Stupid Insults 26/31
- Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
| 12 |
Stupid Insults 25/31
- Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns to one rig...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
130 |
0 |
| 13 |
Stupid Insults 24/31
- Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out there where the buses...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
| 14 |
Stupid Insults 23/31
- One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy. One pane short of a ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
138 |
0 |
| 15 |
Stupid Insults 22/31
- Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn't reach his dipstick. On permanent leave of absence fr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
| 16 |
Stupid Insults 21/31
- Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he looks, but that would be impossible. Not ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
| 17 |
Stupid Insults 20/31
- Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn't go all the way to Tomorrowland. Mooring...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
| 18 |
Stupid Insults 19/31
- Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer -- vacuum at the top. Like a loose-leaf folder in wi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
| 19 |
Stupid Insults 18/31
- In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked for "extra thick." I...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
| 20 |
Stupid Insults 17/31
- If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true. If he had a lobotomy he...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
| 21 |
Stupid Insults 16/31
- His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His reaction time is long...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
| 22 |
Stupid Insults 15/31
- His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they were out of stock....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
134 |
0 |
| 23 |
Stupid Insults 14/31
- Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked. Her memory is truly ra...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
| 24 |
Stupid Insults 13/31
- He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to science but they mad...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
124 |
0 |
| 25 |
Stupid Insults 12/31
- Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex, but not a very ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
130 |
0 |
