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| 1 |
Life cycle of software
- |The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested. 20 b...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
292 |
0 |
| 2 |
Computer acronyms list
- |Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I'll...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
292 |
0 |
| 3 |
What movies teach us
- |COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never hav...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
303 |
0 |
| 4 |
Internet can get worse
- |Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by America O...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
300 |
0 |
| 5 |
If Microsoft built cars
- |Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model year of car wo...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
306 |
0 |
| 6 |
Computer problem report
- |Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem:______________________________________________...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
620 |
0 |
| 7 |
Customer support logs
- |Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
297 |
0 |
| 8 |
Write your code in C
- |WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")When I find my code in tons of trouble,Friends and col...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
271 |
0 |
| 9 |
Ode to spell checkers
- |ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with my PC.It plane lee mar...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
302 |
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| 10 |
Computer used too long
- |You know you have been on the computer too long when...When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
570 |
0 |
| 11 |
Graphics work too much
- |You've been in graphics too long if...by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce Gourau...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
320 |
0 |
| 12 |
Bought a bad computer
- |Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it. ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
257 |
0 |
| 13 |
Internet addictions
- |Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD)As the incidence and prevalence of Internet Addiction Disorder (IA...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
579 |
0 |
| 14 |
Ethical software group
- |SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO "WATCH LIST"New York, NJ, Nov. 11 -- People for the Ethical Treat...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
253 |
0 |
| 15 |
Internet highway blues
- |The Information Highway BluesMy baby's got my 486. My cellular phone's on the blink. My fax's gone ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
238 |
0 |
| 16 |
The computer prayer
- |Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by name; Thy code be clean, Thy ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
304 |
0 |
| 17 |
Surfing the Internet
- |Surfin' the NetSo I think I'm in the clearthe boss is no where in sightI logon to the web and start...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
275 |
0 |
| 18 |
User song and music
- |User(To the tune of Beck's "Loser")In the day of sysop nerds I was a flunkieJolt in my brains and b...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
293 |
0 |
| 19 |
Gender and computers
- |Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are still clueless. A better mo...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
277 |
0 |
| 20 |
Top nine reasons computers must be female
- |Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty is only shell deep. When...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
241 |
0 |
| 21 |
Definition of Windows
- |Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
356 |
0 |
| 22 |
The power of shifting
- |Unleash the Power of Shift!Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* s...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
630 |
0 |
| 23 |
100 Buckets of Bits
- |100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits Take one down, short it to gr...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
97 |
0 |
| 24 |
AOL addiction poem
- |My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really yearned! I tried to stay bu...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2631 |
0 |
| 25 |
Microsoft versus GM
- |Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer ind...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
328 |
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