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Children jokes
- Father: What did you learn in school today
?
Son: That three and three are seven.
Father: Three ...Read the whole joke |
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- Father: You've
got 4 D's and a C on
your report.
Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one...Read the whole joke |
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- Mother:
Let me see your report
son.
Son: Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's bee...Read the whole joke |
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300 |
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- Mum: From now on your going to have free
school dinners.
Son:But, Mum, I don't want three school ...Read the whole joke |
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- Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some
grass but you've only
drawn the cow ?
Pupil: Yes, the...Read the whole joke |
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253 |
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- Son to his father as they watch television:
"Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had ...Read the whole joke |
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540 |
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- A whole family was caught in
a small boat
during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but t...Read the whole joke |
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274 |
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- After the baby was baptized,
her
four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat ...Read the whole joke |
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225 |
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- Little
Johnny's class were on an outing
to their local police station where
they saw pictures,...Read the whole joke |
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288 |
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- A
schoolteacher was trying to teach her
six-year old class students how
to say the pledge of a...Read the whole joke |
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561 |
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Christmas jokes
- What do you give a train driver for
Christmas
?
Platform shoes !...Read the whole joke |
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261 |
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- What happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule
be happy !...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
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- Can I have a broken drum for
Christmas?
The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat i...Read the whole joke |
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586 |
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- What do
you get if you cross Father
Christmas with a detective ?
Santa Clues !...Read the whole joke |
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238 |
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- Father Christmas win a saucepan in a
competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck !...Read the whole joke |
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250 |
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- What do you call a man who claps at
Christmas
?
Santapplause !...Read the whole joke |
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526 |
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- Why does Father Christmas like to work in
the garden ?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe...Read the whole joke |
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251 |
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- Why is a cat on a beach like
Christmas
?
Because they both have "Sandy claws" !...Read the whole joke |
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- What's Father Christmas
called when he
takes a rest while delivering presents ?
Santa pause !...Read the whole joke |
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620 |
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- What's fat and jolly and runs on eight
wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates!...Read the whole joke |
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609 |
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- Why does Father Christmas go down
chimneys?
Because they soot him!...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
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- Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No
you can have turkey like everyone else !...Read the whole joke |
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288 |
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- What did the big cracker
say to the
little cracker ?
My pop is bigger than yours !...Read the whole joke |
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238 |
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- Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The
turkey - he's always stuffed !...Read the whole joke |
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281 |
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- What bird has wings but cannot
fly
?
Roast turkey !...Read the whole joke |
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