| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
The ugly kid!
- There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The parent...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
| 2 |
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
- 01. -You've got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all the time. 03. -Your head is ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
112 |
0 |
| 3 |
I knew it was true...I knew it!
- Well, if there's any truth to this study at all, then I should live to be 180 minimum! :)From the Ne...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
329 |
0 |
| 4 |
A few way to handle stress!
- Stressed out...try some of these relaxing tidbits :)1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
314 |
0 |
| 5 |
Ever Wonder?
- Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish sandwich and I realize, Oh...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
| 6 |
The last laugh!
- Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford Plant, ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
| 7 |
oh-oh...whole page of women jokes!
- Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up!Q. What are the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
610 |
0 |
| 8 |
Pick up and put down!
- A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
| 9 |
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
- *** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman who accidentally w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
210 |
0 |
| 10 |
When to slap a midget?
- When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, "Gee, your hair smells terrific."...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
208 |
0.5 |
| 11 |
Cri-sco!
- There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals -"Crisco? Crisco? ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
203 |
0 |
| 12 |
The new medical students!
- Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they passed and disc...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
213 |
0 |
| 13 |
Tuns of Puns!
- How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
| 14 |
Two Spuds!
- Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is the prostitute?It's the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
| 15 |
The 3 Priests (classic)
- There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburgh. Behind the tic...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
| 16 |
I Didn't Even Know!
- Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said... "I went in my daughter's room, looked in t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
690 |
0 |
| 17 |
Two fat birds!
- Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry," said the first one." Me, too" said the secon...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
| 18 |
The 5th floor!
- A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Wom...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
| 19 |
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
- One of the nation's largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
390 |
0 |
| 20 |
Tee Time!
- A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about ready to hit, a voice ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
| 21 |
A crying shame!
- A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
268 |
0 |
| 22 |
The Teddy Bears
- A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They g...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
| 23 |
The Blonde Farmer!
- A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
| 24 |
The talking clock!
- While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den."...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
| 25 |
Foul Play?
- Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it by arousing his jealou...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
195 |
0 |
