| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
A woman and her lover are on the bed...
- A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, whenall of a sudden, they hear the front d...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
219 |
2.5 |
| 2 |
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond...
- A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. "It happens to be the third most famous...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
2180 |
0 |
| 3 |
The most evil thing
- "Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As she fumbled for...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
281 |
0 |
| 4 |
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman...
- The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day someone asked him how thi...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
245 |
0 |
| 5 |
The wall clock
- One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
586 |
0 |
| 6 |
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today...
- Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law: No th...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
526 |
0 |
| 7 |
Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called...
- Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that bar...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
261 |
0 |
| 8 |
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs...
- Here's a sick one...So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to cut offher late hus...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
558 |
0 |
| 9 |
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice...
- A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
274 |
0 |
| 10 |
Paralyzed
- A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
254 |
0 |
| 11 |
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife...
- A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
1931 |
0 |
| 12 |
A guy from weather bureau
- Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau....Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
566 |
0 |
| 13 |
A sad mourner
- A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started back for his car, parked o...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
269 |
0 |
| 14 |
Who am I?
- Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up.Woman: "Quick! My hus...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
136 |
0 |
| 15 |
No change
- Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:"Listen honey, why don't we have a few drink...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
253 |
0 |
| 16 |
I had it all
- A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a bea...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
597 |
0 |
| 17 |
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed...
- The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. "Elliot," she said, poin...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
532 |
0 |
| 18 |
Gift tombstones
- A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary. The husband dec...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
678 |
0 |
| 19 |
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake...
- The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were beating on the shore were h...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
234 |
0 |
| 20 |
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park...
- The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
782 |
0 |
| 21 |
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed...
- One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the firs...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
229 |
0 |
| 22 |
My wife converted me to religion...
- Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
247 |
0 |
| 23 |
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband...
- A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy's pho...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
1069 |
0 |
| 24 |
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're...
- A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're in the same hotel, in the same room. She takes...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
3124 |
0 |
| 25 |
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said...
- Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me get a divorce. The Lawyer says O...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
272 |
0 |
