| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Flying without a parachute
- |A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss chut...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
462 |
0 |
| 2 |
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
- |I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
3215 |
3.75 |
| 3 |
Don't be on this flight
- |"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Air...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
610 |
0 |
| 4 |
The whole world could be happy
- |Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on the...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
472 |
0 |
| 5 |
Are blind pilots flying?
- |One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
2284 |
0 |
| 6 |
There is a blond on the plane
- |A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
398 |
0 |
| 7 |
Air Force One crashes
- |Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized a...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
2512 |
0 |
| 8 |
The blind skydiver
- |A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, h...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
309 |
0 |
| 9 |
Boarding from what gate?
- |At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
409 |
0 |
| 10 |
The Christmas airport
- |It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
286 |
0 |
| 11 |
The plane is crashing into the ocean
- |Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "La...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
339 |
0 |
| 12 |
Top Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
- |1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind ...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
360 |
0 |
| 13 |
The loss of engines
- |Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain annou...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
285 |
0 |
| 14 |
Half off these tickets
- |USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business ...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
281 |
0 |
| 15 |
A plane flying in the 1930s
- |In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplan...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
2651 |
0 |
| 16 |
The world's smartest man?
- |A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane togethe...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
325 |
0 |
| 17 |
Fear of bombs on planes
- |Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country....Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
320 |
0 |
| 18 |
Real flight announcements
- |Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their ot...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
292 |
0 |
| 19 |
Airlines running operating systems
- |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems ru...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
2695 |
0 |
| 20 |
An emergency landing
- |According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The capt...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
2658 |
0 |
| 21 |
Scary organization
- |The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc) The Delt...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
611 |
0 |
| 22 |
Story of my friend
- |I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me....Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
319 |
0 |
| 23 |
Dream flying planes
- |Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years.Bob had always...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
614 |
0 |
| 24 |
Blonde goes flying
- |A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were ...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
361 |
0 |
| 25 |
A Skydiving lesson
- |All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. Durin...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
86918 |
0 |
