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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Stockmarket
- You might be a redneck if... You think the stock market has a fence around it....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
266 |
0 |
| 2 |
Encyclopedias for sale
- For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
258 |
0 |
| 3 |
Easy Specimens
- An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood, and semen samples. The old m...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
693 |
0 |
| 4 |
The Urinalysis
- One day, John's tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in and see a doctor. When he got t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
280 |
0 |
| 5 |
The Vet Delivers
- There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He wanted to go on a fishing tr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
300 |
0 |
| 6 |
Looking Great
- This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he shows up in a limo, and h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
259 |
0 |
| 7 |
Definition of an anesthesiologist
- An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your pain until such time a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
237 |
0 |
| 8 |
Deep Cuts
- Doctor, don't cut so deep. That's the third operating table you've ruined this month!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
253 |
0 |
| 9 |
Looking
- A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery. As she lays there, a man in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
283 |
0 |
| 10 |
Onion Balls
- While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man's balls. To avoid a huge malp...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
878 |
0 |
| 11 |
Critical Vet
- A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
285 |
0 |
| 12 |
Donors
- A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
259 |
0.5 |
| 13 |
Knee Pains
- A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
662 |
0 |
| 14 |
Less Sex
- A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic test...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
264 |
0 |
| 15 |
Longer Life
- A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I would like to live very long. What should I do?""I think ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
287 |
0 |
| 16 |
Swallowed A Mouse
- A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife quickly called the doctor and ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
285 |
0 |
| 17 |
GM vs Microsoft
- At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the au...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
294 |
0 |
| 18 |
Mental power outages ...
- My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on it. He thought a quarterback was a refund. ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
274 |
0 |
| 19 |
Wrong Operation
- One Polish surgeon asks another: "How did that appendectomy go?""Appendectomy?" shrieks the other. "...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
293 |
0 |
| 20 |
Sore Throat
- A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells him to pull down his pants...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
| 21 |
Med Examination
- A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very embarrassed and uncomfortable."H...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
| 22 |
Breeding Problem
- A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:"Doctor, when I wasn't married, I had si...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
247 |
0 |
| 23 |
Small...
- True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was in the hospital for several ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
217 |
0 |
| 24 |
Editing the Prescription
- The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I woul...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
332 |
0 |
| 25 |
Uncommon Perversions
- A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She's sat on the chair next to the doctor, and she's very h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
466 |
0 |
