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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Marriage jokes
- A wife was
berating her husband. He
motioned for her to quiet
down saying, "Don't unleash the ...Read the whole joke |
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233 |
0 |
| 2 |
0
- "You and your husband
don't seem to have
an awful lot in
common," said the new tenant's neighbo...Read the whole joke |
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212 |
0 |
| 3 |
0
- A man brings his
wife a glass of water
and two aspirins. She
looks surprised and says, I don't ...Read the whole joke |
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193 |
0 |
| 4 |
0
- Wife: "Do you think of me when you're away
darling?"
Husband: "Yes honey, I always bare you i...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
0.5 |
| 5 |
0
- Two men are having an awfully slow round
of
golf because the two ladies in front of them
managed...Read the whole joke |
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214 |
0 |
| 6 |
0
- A man calls his
family
doctor:
man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she wa...Read the whole joke |
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240 |
0 |
| 7 |
0
- A man comes home and
hears hard breathing
female noises from
inside the aprtment, walks inside ...Read the whole joke |
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223 |
0 |
| 8 |
0
- Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for
men who
are married.
Every month the centerfol...Read the whole joke |
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216 |
0 |
| 9 |
0
- After she woke
up, a woman told her
husband, "I just dreamed
that you gave me a pearl necklace ...Read the whole joke |
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554 |
0 |
| 10 |
0
- A guy is dating three women and can't decide
which one to marry. He gives each $1,000 to see how...Read the whole joke |
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213 |
0 |
| 11 |
0
- An Illinois man who left the snow-filled
streets of
Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife ...Read the whole joke |
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235 |
0 |
| 12 |
0
- If your wife comes out of the kitchen to
whine at you,
what have you usually done wrong?
Ma...Read the whole joke |
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255 |
0 |
| 13 |
0
- The sailor came home from a secret two year
mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. ...Read the whole joke |
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251 |
0 |
| 14 |
0
- Mrs.
Culpepper was almost in tears. "Oh
Marie," she said to her maid, "I
have reason to suspec...Read the whole joke |
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229 |
0 |
| 15 |
0
- I've never been much on fashion, but got
quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore t...Read the whole joke |
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258 |
0 |
| 16 |
0
- A man comes home early from work
and
finds his wife and his best
friend in bed. The man throws ...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
0 |
| 17 |
0
- A friend of
mine told me he had signed up
with one of these on-line
dating services. I asked hi...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
0 |
| 18 |
0
- My
wife and I were watching some TV show
the other nite where the wife
hired a private detectiv...Read the whole joke |
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231 |
0 |
| 19 |
0
- The newlyweds
arrived at the front desk
of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South
Ca...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
0 |
| 20 |
0
- The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for
over a month. He
took her to fancy restaurants a...Read the whole joke |
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241 |
0 |
| 21 |
0
- I overheard a friend
telling his pal, "I
can't break my wife of the
habit of staying up until ...Read the whole joke |
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272 |
0 |
| 22 |
0
- Attorney to witness: "What was the
first
thing your husband said to you when he woke up that
m...Read the whole joke |
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570 |
0 |
| 23 |
0
- A concerned husband went to a
doctor to
talk about his wife. He says to the
doctor, "Doctor, I ...Read the whole joke |
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236 |
0 |
| 24 |
0
- A father came
home from a long business
trip to find his son
riding a very fancy new 10 speed ...Read the whole joke |
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238 |
0 |
| 25 |
0
- An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if
he can remove
a "Curse" he has been living with for...Read the whole joke |
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263 |
0 |
