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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
If Thinking Machines made toasters...
- If Thinking Machines made toasters...You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of bread at t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
| 2 |
If Timex made toasters...
- If Timex made toasters...They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a lick...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
| 3 |
If Radio Shack made toasters...
- If Radio Shack made toasters...The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it. Yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
| 4 |
If K-Tel sold toasters...
- If K-Tel sold toasters...They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a free set of Ginsu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
| 5 |
Grant Bar and Casino
- Grant's Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
239 |
0 |
| 6 |
If god had wanted us to run around naked...
- If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that way....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
| 7 |
A sign
- WE DON'T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
355 |
0 |
| 8 |
Mr.Richman has 3daughters...
- Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody ar...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
233 |
1 |
| 9 |
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert...
- A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit a friend. He'd never seen a tra...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
268 |
0 |
| 10 |
Diary Entries
- Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful here. Thehills are so maj...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
| 11 |
A bar name
- A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer "why doesn't your store have a name", the store ma...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
3786 |
3.625 |
| 12 |
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
- Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's?A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
219 |
0 |
| 13 |
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
- Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw some nails down on the counter and a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0.5 |
| 14 |
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
- Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
| 15 |
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
- Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a he...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
195 |
0 |
| 16 |
What do elephants use for tampoons?
- Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
| 17 |
What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
- Q. What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
121 |
0 |
| 18 |
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
- Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
213 |
0 |
| 19 |
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
- What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |
| 20 |
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
- Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more you bang them the looser they get.S...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
106 |
0 |
| 21 |
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
- What did the egg say to the boiling water?"I just got laid and now you want me to get hard?!"Sent by...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
| 22 |
An artist asked the gallery owner...
- An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
206 |
0 |
| 23 |
Cheap widow
- A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her recently deceased husba...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
126 |
0 |
| 24 |
A man moves into a nudist colony...
- A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking him to send her a curre...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
287 |
0 |
| 25 |
What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...
- Q: What's the difference between a policeman's knightstickand a magician's wand?A: A Magician's wand...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
124 |
0 |
