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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Dance jokes
- Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the
dance
Shoot the Rooster?
A. A Pair of Shoot (par...Read the whole joke |
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1309 |
0 |
| 2 |
0
- Q. What do you call a one legged
linedancer?
A. Eileen (I Lean)...Read the whole joke |
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1238 |
0 |
| 3 |
0
- Q. Where do tired linedancers go for
Breakfast?
A. Ihop...Read the whole joke |
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1325 |
0 |
| 4 |
0
- Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last
night. I
dreamed I was with twelve of the most...Read the whole joke |
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1288 |
0 |
| 5 |
Dead and dying jokes
- A woman goes into the local newspaper
office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased ...Read the whole joke |
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470 |
0 |
| 6 |
0
- A Packer fan was enjoying himself at
the game in a packed Lambeau Field,
until he noticed an em...Read the whole joke |
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412 |
0 |
| 7 |
0
- A woman goes into a funeral home to make
arrangements
for her
husband's funeral. She tells the ...Read the whole joke |
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403 |
0 |
| 8 |
0
- Sam was on his death bed, and his wife
and children were
gathered
around him. Suddenly the arom...Read the whole joke |
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478 |
1.5 |
| 9 |
0
- What's the difference between a very
old, shaggy Yeti and a dead
bee?
One's a seedy beast and ...Read the whole joke |
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384 |
0 |
| 10 |
Dentist jokes
- A dentist, after completing work on a patient,
came to him begging.
Dentist: Could you help m...Read the whole joke |
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398 |
2.5 |
| 11 |
0
- A patient came to
his dentist with problems
with his teeth.
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow te...Read the whole joke |
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704 |
0 |
| 12 |
0
- Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth,
but don't worry it will take just five minutes.
Patie...Read the whole joke |
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381 |
0 |
| 13 |
0
- "I came in to
make an appointment with the
dentist." said the man to the receptionist.
"I'm s...Read the whole joke |
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387 |
0 |
| 14 |
0
- A husband and wife entered the
dentist's
office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don...Read the whole joke |
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358 |
0 |
| 15 |
Dinosaur jokes
- Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road
anymore?
A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extin...Read the whole joke |
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683 |
0 |
| 16 |
0
- Q: What do you get
when dinosaurs crash
their cars?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!...Read the whole joke |
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386 |
0 |
| 17 |
0
- Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a
pillow?
A: Down in the mouth!...Read the whole joke |
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652 |
0 |
| 18 |
0
- Q: What's green and purple and goes up and
down?
A: Barney in an elevator....Read the whole joke |
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308 |
0 |
| 19 |
0
- Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw
the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!...Read the whole joke |
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646 |
0 |
| 20 |
Dirty jokes
- An old man approaches the window of a cinema with
a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tick...Read the whole joke |
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344 |
0 |
| 21 |
0
- Two Marines were sitting around talking one day.
The
first Marine asked the second Marine, "If t...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
0 |
| 22 |
0
- The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier.
With considerable
bravery, the GI ran directly o...Read the whole joke |
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227 |
0 |
| 23 |
0
- What's the speed limit of sex?
68; at 69 you
have to turn around....Read the whole joke |
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248 |
0 |
| 24 |
0
- What's the ultimate rejection?
When you're
masturbating and your hand falls asleep....Read the whole joke |
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544 |
0 |
| 25 |
Divorce jokes
- A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her
pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds...Read the whole joke |
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555 |
0 |
