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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
The talking Cuckoo clock.
- Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with "the boys." I told the misses that I would ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
| 2 |
6 inches
- What is 6 inches long.....Has a big head....Woman love it????? A $100 dollar bill!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
99 |
0 |
| 3 |
Wee Jordy
- One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of scotland,while walking through the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
274 |
0 |
| 4 |
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
- A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she comes across 3 dogs. Being a ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
130 |
0 |
| 5 |
Putting it in.
- A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman - almost."The...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
208 |
0 |
| 6 |
Nun on a date
- What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense pantyhose....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
| 7 |
Smarter
- This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can move only as fast...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
| 8 |
Pierced ears for pirates
- How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
| 9 |
BB's
- There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his boy out shooting. When they ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
354 |
0 |
| 10 |
7 Shots of Vodka!
- Man goes to the bar and says "bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka." The bartender says "Ok, but pal ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
76 |
0 |
| 11 |
St Peter and the Three Nuns
- Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter wasthere with them. St. Peter ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
194 |
0 |
| 12 |
Elmo
- What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2 testtickles!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
| 13 |
Ways to Annoy People
- 1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper.2. In the memo fi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |
| 14 |
Jellybean
- Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a smarty!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
383 |
0 |
| 15 |
The Special Pig
- One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The man went up to the farmer and said, "E...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
230 |
0 |
| 16 |
The Kennedys
- Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It's called Three Funerals and a Wedding....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
227 |
0 |
| 17 |
Make a Wish
- 10 year old Johnny's mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been promising for some time now...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
393 |
0 |
| 18 |
Play Pens
- Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best friend, "They're drivi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
241 |
0 |
| 19 |
Gold medal
- What's better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
201 |
0 |
| 20 |
Roses for the Wife
- Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday. Lula-bell ga...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
| 21 |
Top 50 Jokes!
- Montreal Gazette's Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. ----------------------------...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
| 22 |
Young Man !
- Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached by a man who flashed at ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
| 23 |
YO MOMMA'S So OLD...
- Yo Momma's so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |
| 24 |
Yo mamma so stupid...
- Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
596 |
0 |
| 25 |
Yo Momma so nasty
- Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya comeback to complain she says - ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
