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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
It all adds up!
- The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
| 2 |
A question of time
- Why don't women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
637 |
0 |
| 3 |
Tomato
- Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
| 4 |
The Dream
- Tom's dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He'd been going with Jane for a few months, when h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
| 5 |
A Fire Truck
- One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. Before long it ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
608 |
0 |
| 6 |
Shooting Blanks
- I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and screaming. They don't k...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
| 7 |
Lovely gift
- A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been da...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
| 8 |
Erudite Limerick
- I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim Ahead of my legions I inva...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
| 9 |
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
- What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A Knight is once a knight ,al...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
| 10 |
Women Jokes
- Q - Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A - So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!Q - T...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
| 11 |
Husband\'s Excuse
- The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his coll...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
303 |
0 |
| 12 |
Ford Jokes
- 90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home! (you know, Fords - Fix or Repair Dai...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
| 13 |
Trip to San Francisco
- Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload of gays?The lesbians go...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
| 14 |
I dont want a ride!
- A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
341 |
0 |
| 15 |
Red Phone
- A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone sitting on his desk.What's that f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
| 16 |
In Just 3 Words...
- A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy you...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
| 17 |
What is the...
- Q. What's the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man's job better again!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
| 18 |
Brains for Sale
- A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind the counter how much each of the br...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
| 19 |
Catch the Phrase
- The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over, and u...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
| 20 |
George Carlin funnies!
- George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your billsnow? ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
| 21 |
If you love something ...
- If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways will be yours. If it never r...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
| 22 |
Genie
- One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle, when he opened it up a genie poped...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
351 |
0 |
| 23 |
Scientists and the Mermaid!
- These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all of their gear and headed...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
134 |
0 |
| 24 |
Cool Bumper Stickers!
- Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken, watch ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
| 25 |
Answering Machine Messages
- Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
415 |
0 |
