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Answer me this jokes
- If necessity is the mother of invention,
why does so much unnecessary
stuff get invented?...Read the whole joke |
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- Why is it that when you're driving and
looking
for an address, you turn the radio down?...Read the whole joke |
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- If olive oil comes from
olives,
where does baby oil come from?...Read the whole joke |
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- Which of the Himalayas is the
shortest?...Read the whole joke |
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- If you tell a joke in the forest, but
nobody laughs, was it a
joke?...Read the whole joke |
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- If we are a country committed to free
speech, then why do we have
phone bills?...Read the whole joke |
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- Why does an inspiring sight like a
sunrise always have to
take place at such an inconvenient tim...Read the whole joke |
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- Why, if the best things in
life are
free, the next-best things are so expensive?...Read the whole joke |
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- If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call
it Fed UP?...Read the whole joke |
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Accountant jokes
- Why accountants don't read
novels?
Because the only numbers in them are page numbers....Read the whole joke |
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- A guy in a bar
leans over to the guy
next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant
joke?"
...Read the whole joke |
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- If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what
does she say?
"Darling, could you tell me about your w...Read the whole joke |
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- A 54-year-old
accountant leaves a letter
for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I
am...Read the whole joke |
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- A
business owner tells her friend that
she is desperately searching for an
accountant.
Her ...Read the whole joke |
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- A young accountant spends a week at his new
office with the retiring accountant he is replacing....Read the whole joke |
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- Q: What is a Budget? A: An
orderly
system for living beyond your means....Read the whole joke |
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- How many accountants
does it take to
change a light bulb?
"What kind of answer did you have in ...Read the whole joke |
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- What's the definition of an
accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a...Read the whole joke |
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- What's the definition of a good tax
accountant?
Someone who has a loophole named after him....Read the whole joke |
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- When does a person decide to become an
accountant?
When he realises he doesn't have the charism...Read the whole joke |
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- Why did God invent economists?
So
accountants could have someone to laugh at....Read the whole joke |
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- What's an actuary?
An accountant without
the sense of humour....Read the whole joke |
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- Why do some accountants
decide to become
actuaries?
They find bookkeeping too exciting....Read the whole joke |
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- What do actuaries do to liven up
their
office party?
Invite an accountant....Read the whole joke |
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- What does an accountant use for birth
control?
His personality....Read the whole joke |
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