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Doctor and nurse jokes
- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
snake about to shed it's skin
Why don't you go behind the ...Read the whole joke |
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- Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red
magic markers to work?
A: In case they have to draw blood....Read the whole joke |
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346 |
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- What kind of physician works on a
cruise liner?
A dry doc....Read the whole joke |
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- What do you get if you have strep
throat on Friday?
Saturday Night Fever....Read the whole joke |
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344 |
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- Did you hear about the two
podiatrists who
opened their offices on the same street?
They were a...Read the whole joke |
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355 |
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- The patient shook his doctor's hand
in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I ...Read the whole joke |
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343 |
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- Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle
of aspirin and
a pot of glue?
Why?
Because I've been at my...Read the whole joke |
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367 |
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- Doctor, Doctor, my little brother
thinks he's a computer.
Well bring him in so I can cure him.
I...Read the whole joke |
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332 |
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- A nurse had to
take a patient
back to her room after surgery. Woman was still feeling the
effe...Read the whole joke |
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370 |
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- When a car skidded on wet pavement
and struck a telephone pole,
several bystanders ran over to h...Read the whole joke |
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- The patient: Tell me, is it true that
alcohol decreases blood pressure?
Doctor: Yes, that is
...Read the whole joke |
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- Jack: "My brother was sick and
went to the doctor."
John: "Is he feeling better now?"
Jack: "N...Read the whole joke |
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317 |
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- Doctor: "Good news you passed your
hearing test!"
Patient: "HUH"...Read the whole joke |
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325 |
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- "Doctor, doctor!" said the
panic-stricken woman,
"my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and...Read the whole joke |
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215 |
0 |
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Dog jokes
- A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed
three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was ex...Read the whole joke |
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238 |
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- A man took his Rottweiler to the
vet and said
to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you...Read the whole joke |
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238 |
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- A local business was
looking for office help.
They put a sign in the window, stating the
follo...Read the whole joke |
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304 |
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- Paul got off
the elevator on the 40th floor
and nervously knocked on his blind
date's door. Sh...Read the whole joke |
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243 |
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- Q: When's the best time to take your doberman
pinscher for a
walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go....Read the whole joke |
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553 |
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- Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A:
Because you can't bury them in the sky!...Read the whole joke |
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296 |
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- Q: How did bulldogs get such flat
noses? - A:
From chasing cars....Read the whole joke |
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333 |
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- Q: What has got four legs and an arm?
- A: A
Rottweiler in a playground....Read the whole joke |
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278 |
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- Q: How do you get a dog to stop
barking in the
back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front sea...Read the whole joke |
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561 |
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- Q:
What do you say to a dog before he eats? -
A: Bone appetite!...Read the whole joke |
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291 |
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- Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it
was the chickens day off....Read the whole joke |
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