| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
I'll just call my lawyer about this
- |Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at the time the minister asks, "If ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
694 |
0 |
| 2 |
A secret pregnant lover
- |At the rehearsal dinner for my boss' daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant te...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
3164 |
2.5 |
| 3 |
One way ticket across the country
- |A groom's friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding, and as often happ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
786 |
0 |
| 4 |
Return your keys
- |Before a friend's wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and one guy. Befo...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
393 |
0 |
| 5 |
Variation of return your keys
- |Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends of the bride-to-be ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
347 |
0 |
| 6 |
Do you already have a child?
- |During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, "If anyone ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
336 |
0 |
| 7 |
Cigarette problems
- |At my cousin's wedding, my dad (who doesn't much care for his nephew's bride) thought it would be f...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
670 |
0 |
| 8 |
some practical jokes
- |BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons in the ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
331 |
0 |
| 9 |
I deserve to be married
- |For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant "ex-girlfriend" appear at the service, in...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
403 |
0 |
| 10 |
Who has the ring?
- |When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously says he doesn't have it, who ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
340 |
0 |
| 11 |
Laughing gas in balloons
- |At a friend's wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons--all filled with laughing ga...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
362 |
0 |
| 12 |
A kid's view on marriage
- |What Exactly Is Marriage?"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her bac...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
2191 |
0.375 |
| 13 |
Getting revenge with marriage
- |Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to hi...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
275 |
0 |
| 14 |
Marriage studies findings
- |A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
604 |
0 |
| 15 |
What will the neighbors think?
- |Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place."It's just too hot to w...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
295 |
0 |
| 16 |
How have times changed?
- |In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then, weddings have bee...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
242 |
0 |
| 17 |
Going crazy with confusion
- |A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
540 |
0 |
| 18 |
A very desperate marriage
- |A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years a...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
2585 |
0 |
| 19 |
What is the most damaging food?
- |A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
224 |
0 |
| 20 |
A staged wedding to bust dealers
- |As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter"...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
2423 |
0 |
| 21 |
I just needed to use your car
- |After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
564 |
0 |
| 22 |
Too much speeding
- |A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But, officer...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
243 |
0 |
| 23 |
The guide to wife translations
- |The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife means: I wantThe wife...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
259 |
0 |
| 24 |
University courses for men and women
- |Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all mari...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
314 |
0 |
| 25 |
Someone really stinks
- |A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
290 |
0 |
