| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
- Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? - Because she gets a frog stuck in her throat at 69....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
187 |
0 |
| 2 |
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
- How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs the lights go on...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
245 |
0 |
| 3 |
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork...
- Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying andcrying and father stork is tr...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
222 |
0 |
| 4 |
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate...
- The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound of a key in the...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
258 |
0 |
| 5 |
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...
- At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young girl of 20.Grandpa's doctor tried to...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
571 |
0 |
| 6 |
Kiss me...yeah!
- "Kiss me," said the young lady urgently. "Please kiss me."But the young man turned his head away, sa...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
245 |
0 |
| 7 |
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show...
- A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got along verywell, and when he asked her if ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
514 |
0 |
| 8 |
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room...
- A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business trip. Not wishing to be alone,...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
208 |
0 |
| 9 |
Know the difference
- Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger is?Woman: NoMan: Let...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
169 |
0 |
| 10 |
A young girl had not been feeling well...
- A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. "Young lady," the doctor began...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
417 |
0 |
| 11 |
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist...
- What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but can't eat it...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
159 |
0 |
| 12 |
John pulled over the car by the side of the road...
- John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian where he'd first had sex."It was r...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
198 |
0 |
| 13 |
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting...
- Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, "Grandpa are you going t...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
259 |
2.5 |
| 14 |
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches...
- My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!..................So I Fucked her 3 time...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
173 |
0 |
| 15 |
You can come out now
- Jon was looking for a little "action". He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
200 |
0 |
| 16 |
Wrong card
- At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
125 |
0 |
| 17 |
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
- Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
154 |
0 |
| 18 |
What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
- Q: What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom's apple pie....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
133 |
0 |
| 19 |
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms...
- Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first dwarf not only can't get...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
159 |
0 |
| 20 |
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password...
- Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It's her turn to guess the word. Voice Over: A...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
159 |
0 |
| 21 |
Who's got a bigger crotch?
- There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their husbands could get up...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
144 |
0 |
| 22 |
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next...
- A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a few minutes he turns to he...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
126 |
0 |
| 23 |
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip...
- A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filli...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
126 |
0 |
| 24 |
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
- Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them that this|<----------------...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
129 |
0 |
| 25 |
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench...
- Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and shows them his ALL!Th...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
135 |
0 |
